You should never post to a forum when you're drunk or angry. I'm not drunk (yet), but I'm really mad, and hate this red rusty pile o crap taking up space in my driveway. All I want the damn thing to do is run long enough that I can get the ugly old oil warmed up enough to change it. The thing only ran for about 30 seconds before it died. Kills me because the it idled happily for 5 minutes while I was looking it over before buying it a few days ago.
I dicked around with it, probably flooded it, and then the starter got weak. I thought I drained the battery, hooked up the charger, had a few more tries and fried something, because now I don't get the ammeter (maybe the only gauge that ever worked) or horn. Checked the fuses, and one is blown. I don't have a fuse box cover so I don't know which is which. I swap fuses between the burned one and its neighbor, and I get power back. Fire it up, runs for a couple seconds before dying, and again something is fried. Except this time, the fuse is still intact. It's pouring rain, I'm cold and wet, there's no room in the garage, and I'm out of time before an upcoming trip to sort this out. I give up. So mad.
Electrical issues are the bane of my automotive and motorcycling existence. Simple electrical issues are the reason I've traded in an old car, got rid of a couple motorcycles, and might sell a couple more cars from my collection (I'm looking at you, Land Cruiser!). Sick of it. What I want to do is rewire the whole thing in marine-grade wire with bomb-proof crimped and soldered terminals and minimal splices. Maybe weatherpack connectors. Put in a modern fuse box. I want to get rid of the emissions crap, and run a more modern electronic ignition without points. LED lights everywhere and a good alternator. I want this thing to be solid.
So mad. I'm going to walk away from this for a while. I'll attack it after the trip. Maybe eventually get the oil changed. Geez.