Pre-MTB, but one of my funniest/most painful wrecks came on one of these when I was about 7

I had always wanted a motorcycle but couldn't have one. So I did everything I could to turn my Stingray into my imaginary dirtbike, complete with cards in the spokes for that "sweet motorcyle sound".
To imitate a twist throttle one day I was riding with a 7-11 Slurpee Baseball Cup over the right hand grip. I don't quite remember why, but I also had a football wedged into the handlebars... those big ape-hangers were perfect for that!
Now, all the kids on my block knew that to catch extra big air over a jump you needed lots of throttle (we were big Evil Knievel fans back then). I was feeling pretty superior though sporting my extra-cool twisty motorcycle grip.
My approach to the ramp was textbook perfect, and my motor was "screaming" with seemingly perfect RPM's as I twisted the "throttle" for all its worth! Somewhere very shortly after takeoff though, my throttle grip suffered mechanical failure and separated from the handlbar. I came down slightly endo, and in moderate panic I pulled on handlebar with the only hand that still had connection, which brought the front wheel hard left and sideways to my path of travel, sending me on a secondary flight path over the bars. Midway in my trajectory, the utter brilliance of placing an airbag (football) on the front of the bike suddenly occured to me. "If I can just get this airbag in front of me before I land I'll come through this OK... it'll be more like recovering a fumble". But the distance between pavement and my face closed faster than I could unwedge the airbag from the handlebars. My nose was pretty bloodied and I needed stitches on my chin... again.