Many.....Many.....Many endos....face plants.... but the two most memorable....uummm... painful)
1) Fairly new to MTBing.... Finally got convinced to put on clipless pedals. Was goofing off in front of the house while the guys were loading up the truck to go for our Saturday morning ride. Pulled a wheelie....... F
ing feet do NOT come off pedals because of clipless pedals.... Land flat on ass and back in the middle of the street with my feet straight up in the air, still clipped into the pedals with the bike in the air....in front of all my riding buddies....
2) Last Jump I ever did on purpose.... Went over a jump and landed in a huge rut. Bike and me went straight down on my right side. I landed directly on my right ass cheek and scraped my arm bad.... I knew immediately that if I didn't get off the mountain quickly that I wasn't going to make it. Nothing broken from what I could telll. My right ass cheek was completely black and blue... and I mean completely... I could not sit in a chair or ride in a car. The 27 mile commute on Monday was a complete bitch. About three weeks later I was still hurting and the back of my knee was hurting, I went to the Dr. and he said that it was Blunt force trauma and my knee hurt because of all the blood pooled up behind it...... huh???? I looked at the back of my knee and there was a huge blue pool of blood on the top and bottom of the crease at the back of my knee. He said there was so much blood from the fall that it ran down the outside of my blood vessels and pooled up around my knee.... How I didn't break anything I will never know.....
Been lucky on the many miles of road riding... so far... knock on wood...haven't met pavement yet.....
Sorry for the long story..
1) Fairly new to MTBing.... Finally got convinced to put on clipless pedals. Was goofing off in front of the house while the guys were loading up the truck to go for our Saturday morning ride. Pulled a wheelie....... F

2) Last Jump I ever did on purpose.... Went over a jump and landed in a huge rut. Bike and me went straight down on my right side. I landed directly on my right ass cheek and scraped my arm bad.... I knew immediately that if I didn't get off the mountain quickly that I wasn't going to make it. Nothing broken from what I could telll. My right ass cheek was completely black and blue... and I mean completely... I could not sit in a chair or ride in a car. The 27 mile commute on Monday was a complete bitch. About three weeks later I was still hurting and the back of my knee was hurting, I went to the Dr. and he said that it was Blunt force trauma and my knee hurt because of all the blood pooled up behind it...... huh???? I looked at the back of my knee and there was a huge blue pool of blood on the top and bottom of the crease at the back of my knee. He said there was so much blood from the fall that it ran down the outside of my blood vessels and pooled up around my knee.... How I didn't break anything I will never know.....
Been lucky on the many miles of road riding... so far... knock on wood...haven't met pavement yet.....
Sorry for the long story..