How do you get out of the dog house?

[dealmaker]

Open mouth. Remove foot. Buy jewelry and flowers.

 

[alvarorb]

Well now I'm in the dog house and have no idea how to get out? Any suggestions

Dude, Here's one that works for me, now don't tell anybody. Buy her flowers and a card. Tell her how much she means to you.

She'll forgive you

Alvaro

 

[brett76]

is it to late to just tell her you were just being a smartass?

 

[FirstToy]

A few days ago

Yeah, time to spend alot of wedge at the various female shopping spots...

 

[bad_religion_au]

Been married happily for eight years, no problems what so ever. A few days ago I was having a casual conversation with the wife and got caught in a trap when she posed a question. She asked "Why didn't you call me that much when we were going out" my response was (keep in mind this was a casual conversation) "Probably because I was going out with other girls at the same I was seening you". :whoops: Needless to say I knew I was in trouble as soon as the words came out. Well now I'm in the dog house and have no idea how to get out? Any suggestions

get a new dog?

stand up, and strap your balls back on (no doubt she keeps em in her jewellery box). fark if she's not mature enough to take the answer to her question, why should you fxxx around trying to dig out of it... would she rather you lied?

 

[OZCAL]

Ha! I'd say Mac is onto something!

You better crack open the wallet - take her out to a nice dinner. While there, DO NOT point out any of the other girls you used to date...

Especially if you take her to Burger King

Anyway two sentences "I love you" and "I'm sorry" over and over and over. Helps if you mean it (or at least can say it with a straight face...)

 

[Recon1504]

WWCND??

What would Chuck Norris do?

 

[Texx]

Tell her you love her. Then throw her some d*ck
Seriously, don't kiss any ass over this dude. I'd never apologize about something like this. No jewelry, none of that stuff, ask her for a full and complete list of the lovers she's had. This may cause her to rethink her illogical attack on you. Everybody has history...no big deal.

 

[fsusteve]

Do what's been working for thousands of years. Turn in yer man card and mumble "sorry...." like a million times.....

 

[Rice]

Turn in yer man card and mumble "sorry...." like a million times.....

HOLD IT ... you don't turn that in at the alter? Dang it!

 

[Grouseman]

Stand up and be a man! She asked, you told. End of conversation. This is a good time for you to do something by yourself that you have wanted to do for a while Don't cower like a puppy, Be a man. Best way to get out of the doghouse is to stand up and open the door and walk out. Sheeeesh!

Great advice. Tell her you dated several girls at a time, and she was by far the best choice. Then when we continues to bring it up, say honey is there a problem? What seems to be the problem here? Don't let her brow beat you. She will continue on if you let her. I see guys and their wives RULE their life. They have to ask permission, yes permission to go to the bathroom almost. You don't want to end up there.

 

[Deep South Cruisers]

Flowers and cards should be given only when you are NOT in trouble gentlemen

Her getting upset over things that happened BEFORE you were married is a waste of time BUT so very common. YES, she would rather have heard a lie, but then she would have been pissed anyway if she found out you lied.

Smile and tell her she's the only one, then later when she's NOT expecting it and all this blows over, get her some flowers.

 

[agomez]

never ever rehash the past.....it will always come back to haunt you...you will be paying for this mistake for years....words to live by if you are married and want to stay married...A WOMAN IS NEVER WRONG....PERIOD!

 

[macneill]

Stand up and be a man! She asked, you told. End of conversation. This is a good time for you to do something by yourself that you have wanted to do for a while Don't cower like a puppy, Be a man. Best way to get out of the doghouse is to stand up and open the door and walk out. Sheeeesh!

You married?

 

[Mars]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If she's rational, she'll come to her senses eventually and come around. Throwing money at it never hurts either, unfortunately...nice dinner at someplace she loves can work miracles.

good luck!

 

[PabloCruise]

Ignore her, start working on your own projects.

She'll get curious and come around.

If she does not, you'll get a lot of project work done!

 

[Colorado Boy-74-FJ40]

Flowers!

 

[Eduardo96FZJ80]

How do you get out of the doghouse?

Don't go into it!

 

[stevezero]

Go to a karaoke bar, and sing the following........Extra style points if ya dress like a 70's lounge singer and work the microphone and crowd like Tom Cruise in Top Gun...

PRE-YOU
Jimmy Buffett/Ralph MacDonald/William Salter

Mysterious lost weekend in a land
where time stands still
Where people fall in love again
just for one more thrill
My girl and I went walking
by the Caribbean sea
Someone snorkeled by raised her head up high
And my girl said who's she?

Chorus
Pre you a friend of mine who's old not new
Pre you she's just another girl that I once knew
A pleasant smile a pretty face
Another time another place
Pre you what's a guy supposed to do?

We'll blame it on the weather
and the stars that shine above
For bringing us together and
filling us with love
So don't you fret my lady,
'cause what we have is strong
Let her swim away
out into the bay
your place is here with me

Chorus
She's pre you just a friend
so don't be blue
Pre you she's only yesterday
just passing through
Another page in history
a stepping stone for you and me
Pre you what's a guy supposed to do?

Instrumental

Long ago we were close but the fire went out
She's a tease can't you tell
that's what she's all about
Like an old broken clock on the wall
she's got nothing to say
She was long ago she's so yesterday

Chorus
She's pre you just a friend
so don't be blue
Pre you she's only yesterday
just passing through
Another page in history
a stepping stone for you and me
Pre you what's a guy supposed to do?

 

[lunyou]

i agree with the "she won" posts. Since you already opened the can of worms just give her a big head while treating her to a nice dinner before practicing cunnilingus and you will be just fine.

lunyou