Happy Holidays! (1 Viewer)
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FJRanger
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Same to you Brent! Hopefully your back and forth to AZ is limited during the holidays.
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It is thankfully Nathan. Working from here in SoCal this week and next week. Don't head back until after the first. Boss is even letting me work the 1st workday of the month end (Jan 2) from here instead of having to go back over there on the 1st.
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Merry Xmas Guys
Merry Christmas guys!!!! Cheers!!!! 
Merry Christmas to all!
Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trails,
Every Nissan was stranded, Their progress like snails.
They had no shovels, No rope and no winch,
No CB, no cell-phone, To get out of their pinch.
When out from a mud pit, There arose such a clatter;
All the 'wheelers came running To see what was the matter.
I saw some poor Nissan All covered in crud;
He had blown his motor trying to get free of the mud.
As he stood there I noticed His glowing red face,
And I knew in an instant He wanted out of this place.
I glanced at his roof, It was all I could see;
He pleaded for help From my winch and from me.
So I sprang to the front Of my trusty old toy,
Spooled out the winch cable, Said "Hook 'er up, boy!"
He went for a swim In the watery hell, and
I laughed as he turned brown, And started to smell.
He hooked up the cable to his buried front hook,
I put a coat on the line Like it says in the book.
I winched him out quickly, A very fast session;
And I charged him a C-note, To teach him a lesson.
I then drove my Toyota through the same mud and same muck;
No problem for me, 'Cause I had a REAL truck!
I wound down my window as I drove out of sight,
And smugly yelled "Next time Stay home Christmas night!"
Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trails,
Every Nissan was stranded, Their progress like snails.
They had no shovels, No rope and no winch,
No CB, no cell-phone, To get out of their pinch.
When out from a mud pit, There arose such a clatter;
All the 'wheelers came running To see what was the matter.
I saw some poor Nissan All covered in crud;
He had blown his motor trying to get free of the mud.
As he stood there I noticed His glowing red face,
And I knew in an instant He wanted out of this place.
I glanced at his roof, It was all I could see;
He pleaded for help From my winch and from me.
So I sprang to the front Of my trusty old toy,
Spooled out the winch cable, Said "Hook 'er up, boy!"
He went for a swim In the watery hell, and
I laughed as he turned brown, And started to smell.
He hooked up the cable to his buried front hook,
I put a coat on the line Like it says in the book.
I winched him out quickly, A very fast session;
And I charged him a C-note, To teach him a lesson.
I then drove my Toyota through the same mud and same muck;
No problem for me, 'Cause I had a REAL truck!
I wound down my window as I drove out of sight,
And smugly yelled "Next time Stay home Christmas night!"
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And to you to Dan!
It was a good Christmas for me!!
My buddy bought himself a new BumpIt Off-Road bumper and then called my wife and said you want to go in on a bumper for Mark so they bought me one as well for Christmas! We have to wait until February for our bumpers but too cool to have a great friend and a cool wife especially after the new top end engine build a month or so ago.
My buddy bought himself a new BumpIt Off-Road bumper and then called my wife and said you want to go in on a bumper for Mark so they bought me one as well for Christmas! We have to wait until February for our bumpers but too cool to have a great friend and a cool wife especially after the new top end engine build a month or so ago.