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CruiseOrlando

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Adds 10 HP to any LandCruiser.

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can somebody explain this to me? or is it the obvious "everybody has a jeep"?
 
It goes something like this: when we were kids, many of us had a goldfish as our "first pet". Then we grew up and got "real" pets.

So the insult is that the Jeep is a fun first toy, but then we grow up, and build up Land Cruisers (or I guess it could be anything except a Jeep!)
 
It goes something like this: when we were kids, many of us had a goldfish as our "first pet". Then we grew up and got "real" pets.

So the insult is that the Jeep is a fun first toy, but then we grow up, and build up Land Cruisers (or I guess it could be anything except a Jeep!)


I like that explanation, its better than how I read it. "so you have a jeep, nobody gives a f***." since every BRO gets one adn is somehow an instant guru on all things 4x4. "naw man, the dana 30 is far superior to the 44, thats why my new jeep has one. you dont know anythign about jeeps man, you drive a toyota" haha, hmm. maybe thats why i drive a toyota :P sorry i needed to bash them for fun. I love the 4.0, but hate the electrical problems i had.

Here are some other funny ones, but the goldfish one is my new favorite.

"Oh you have a jeep, thats cute"
"Oh you have a jeep, who doesnt these days"
"Oh you have a jeep, at least spare parts are easy to find on the trail"
"Jeeps are cute, Barbie drives one"

my friend had this on his cherokee
"i got that jeep thing, now it hurts when i pee" - he sold it for a FJC
 
John told me about a great one at GSMTR this year when the rock bouncers were there...

"It's not a Jeep. I broke all that s*** a long time ago!"
 
I want one as well.
 
Available?
 
It would be funnier if it read, "You USED to have a Jeep? That's cool... I USED to have a goldfish"
 
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