Hey Jeff,
I got real a while ago, and that's why I won't travel there. My life and family are WAY too important. Besides there are plenty of other safer places to vacation with the kids, my girfriend, and the ex-wife (Detroit MI., Oakland CA., Washington DC.) just to name a few of our favorite family get-away spots. I've won 3 trips in 3-years....all inclusive to Disneyworld, worth thousands each and didn't redeem them because they were in the south. I've just heard too many horor stories and have seen too many Dukes of Hazzard episodes cronicling the corruption. The bummer was I tried to exchange them for a trip to Euro Disney "where everybody just loves us crazy americans", but was told by Michael Eisner himself that it was either the "mouse in the south" or the "highway". So I went with AZ 85 south.
Anyway, thanks for your gracious southern hospitality of an escort through that wonderful state of Mississippi, but you're right; I should stay in my safe lil' bubble out here in Podunk-a-dunk AZ. Besides, it's probably best I do that as long as Bush is President. You never know when that

is going to throw a

into something, and cause the family and I to get strip searched and extorted road side, by M-16 weilding, out of work, mouseketeers that are pissed off because the economy is so screwed up.
BTW, have you done that next run of your killer shirts yet? Still waiting for my pick for the shipping.
hasta manana,