Well, new tires went on today. The manager was still a little peeved when I walked in because he had pulled my records up and noticed when I had made the initial purchase. He said, "Um, you know that you bought these tires back in FEBRUARY, right? And you didn't notice any issues until last Friday?" I then told him that I have a work truck and hardly ever drive it, and showed him my current mileage - less than 900 miles on my rig since the last rotation
4 months ago.
"Wow, that explains alot. No wonder you didn't notice anything."
Long story short, the 285s look straight up skinny compared to the super-fat 305s, but I have no UCA rubbing issues anymore, I can turn lock-to-lock again (without any hellacious noises from rubbing on stuff, that is), and the truck feels like it has a tad more spring in it's step from shedding 5lbs per corner in tire mass. I'm very happy with the end result. Surprisingly, the carnage didn't look as bad as I thought it would when we pulled the tires off. Still warranted a replacement I think, but there weren't gaping holes in the sidewalls or anything.
Passenger side inner sidewall:
Passenger side steering knuckle rub spot, just below ball joint/UCA:
Last but not least, PLENTY of space in there now w/ the 285s on:
I will post better pics of the 285s/comparison shots/pics of other stuff when I update my build thread in a couple of weeks. For now this issue is resolved, and I'm a happy (and less broke!) camper.
Special thanks to Mike Heimmler and his staff at Discount Tire, 1990 E. County Line Road at University Blvd, Littleton, CO 80126. Great service, and the cheapest tax rate around the area at 5.1%. Out the door cost will likely be the cheapest in south Denver metro. Go see them!