So the ghetto head test rig happened.
To seal the thermostat housing, I plugged the two hoses on the lower housing with 3/8" drive hex bits and capped off the two little pipes with heater hose. One of the hex bits in the photos wasn't airtight, so I swapped it out for a 12mm 1/4"hex-drive socket that was.
Interfacing the coolant pressure tester with a bare tstat housing was always going to be interesting, but I found a way.
The piece you see above is the radiator cap tester adapter, sealed against the tstat housing with a big flat o-ring from the additional adapter set.
The ziptie harness, while slightly fiddly to implement, has help up perfectly.
I pumped the thing up, worrying the whole time that every one of the seventeen pieces of tape+corkboard was as bad an idea as they sounded when explained to anyone older than 5, and I waited.
And it didn't hold pressure. I mean, it didn't just never build pressure, but it leaked somewhere.
So I got a few feet of 3/8" plastic hose and held one end to my ear, the other probing for hisses.
After threatening my 13yo with bodily harm more times than I thought it should take to get him quiet, I was able to listen EVERYWHERE on the damned head for leaks.
No hissing, but it was losing pressure somewhere.
So I checked the tstat housing a second time, and fiiiiiinally found a sound.
Not hissing, not whistling, just...
blowing.
I handed the hose first to my kid, and then to my brother. They almost didn't notice it either, until the fly buzzing around the garage took a break and it was actually silent.
In the presence of soapy water, a constant stream of bubbles formed around one of the housing bolts.
Even after retorquing the bolt, I still got bubbles. So it's the gasket, then.
Knowing the PO had mentioned the thermostat, and since I have a new Toyota one to put in anyway, I popped open the housing.
It wasn't a Toyota. And it didn't have a rubber O-ring.
And it wasn't a 190 degree tstat, either. (Original tstat -I assume- that was in a box in the truck when I bought it, for comparison.)
Someone's been fighting thermal gremlins in this motor.
Joy.
Oh well, at least this is correct:
And yes, the original water/coolant temp sensor had snapped off like I've read about here on MUD in other threads. This one is new, Toyota brand.