Who needs a laugh today?(at my expense)

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azrider

azrider

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Im sure you fxxxers would love to laugh at this one, but holy hell I was pissed off. The scene goes like this. Go to check the mail, walking back I see those damn pigeons on my house again!! I open the garage door, grab my bb gun, and kill one. 1st pic. Head back to the garage to put the bb gun away, step over a few things and BAM!!, a broom handle smacks me in the face. pic 2. Now I have to go clean up the fricken mess I made in the garage after I threw a fit. Now im POSITIVE this has happened to ALL of you guys, maybe not a broom handle, but something else. Laugh away boys, I have 3 1/2 hours to come up with a viable story for the wife, sure the hell not telling her I got smacked in the face with broom handle. Oh, wait a minute, I was walking down Whiskey Row in Prescott and.......
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All u had to do was post the pic of your face.:meh:
 
tell her you got hit in the face with an errant cock during the filming of your gay porn scene. She'll be stoked that your finally making some money and she's not stuck supporting your lazy fxxxing ass for the rest of her life. Oh yeah, show her the dead pigeon to throw the beastiality spin on the whole situation too. She'll love that!
 
glad to see a fellow pigeon hater go after them :cheers:
 
BMAN said:
tell her you got hit in the face with an errant cock during the filming of your gay porn scene. She'll be stoked that your finally making some money and she's not stuck supporting your lazy ****ing ass for the rest of her life. Oh yeah, show her the dead pigeon to throw the beastiality spin on the whole situation too. She'll love that!
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Wow. BMan must have some kind of hidden camera or something at your house. Scary stuff right there....

Trying to justify your weirdness by trying to include the CSC crowd to buy into your lame "Pigeon excuse"!
 
Ha...nice!


What did we do prior to Shannon for comic relief / target?
 
Wait, is this IH8MUD or an episode of a reality show?

Epic plot synopsis..Win! :clap:

BMAN said:
tell her you got hit in the face with an errant cock during the filming of your gay porn scene. She'll be stoked that your finally making some money and she's not stuck supporting your lazy fxxxing ass for the rest of her life. Oh yeah, show her the dead pigeon to throw the beastiality spin on the whole situation too. She'll love that!
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BMAN said:
tell her you got hit in the face with an errant cock during the filming of your gay porn scene. She'll be stoked that your finally making some money and she's not stuck supporting your lazy ****ing ass for the rest of her life. Oh yeah, show her the dead pigeon to throw the beastiality spin on the whole situation too. She'll love that!
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Way to unbelievable. Leave out the part about you getting paid, and admit that you’re working as a voluntary fluffer. (see: Fluffer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
 
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Bman, your a fricken idiot, all the fag and little kid talk, im sure theres something behind all those thoughts besides accusing others. Cook, who ruffled your feathers anyway?, maybe you and Bman are in together on something. I dont have to wikipedia fluffer, one look at your chapped lips and knots on the back of your head pretty much tell me what you are into.

Oh. it wasnt the stupid pigeon that got me, it was the broom I had propped up, i was just trying to squeeze by all this baby crap we have piled up trying to craigslist. The story for bird attacks would be when I was fishing off a boat on a charter and with all the seagulls trying to swoop down and get the bait, I casted purposely towards one and.............
 
Aren’t you up kind of late for a thin skinned little woosy? Don’t offer yourself up as a target for ridicule if you can’t handle the JOKES.
 
I can handle the jokes dude, believe me, if I couldnt I sure the hell wouldnt post up a picture and a story detailing something so embarassing. Jokes are jokes, but I have no clue where the liking the little ones came into the mix. Just Brandon bull****, thats how he creates humor. I understand where your gay comments come from, it just comes natural to you.:clap:
 
Just-John- He was still sucking the last few breaths of air when I took that picture. The broom incident was after that.
 
azrider said:
Just-John- He was still sucking the last few breaths of air when I took that picture. The broom incident was after that.
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That was from the ROTFLMAO, did you check later to see if he was still there?:hillbilly:+

Damn cagey pidgeons, you gotta watch them you know...
 
still there this morning, right in the trash can he went.
 
splitshot said:
That was from the ROTFLMAO, did you check later to see if he was still there?:hillbilly:+

Damn cagey pidgeons, you gotta watch them you know...
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splitshot said:
Better dispose of that bird soon, or it will soon be moving again..:eek:
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What are you guys suggesting? Zombie Pigeons? dang, you watch too much Sci-fi channel....
 
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