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fawking cool bro. fawking mind blowing cool. which 5g tower is going dark next?

100% no bullshat, this happened to my shop neighbor’s girlfriend’s RV Thursday night/Friday morning. This came a few days after Geoff tried to take wngrog out with an infected bat.

Things are about to get uglier too. We may have to finish the story before the grand finale.

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The word on the street is that a Sniper-Powered Prius drove through the night, evading the law in a dozen states, to deliver cargo so precious that it could only be done in person.

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This image would be more believable if some tattoos were visible. Just say'ng.
 
you can tell by that picture that @wngrog is highaf.
I think he been hanging out under a 5g tower too long.
 
This image would be more believable if some tattoos were visible. Just say'ng.

I believe tattoo removal was part of the prenup when he was domesticated.
 
Dont eat the thing.... thats how the dang pandemic started. Single person changed the course of history by eating a dang bat.
 
It’s awfully quiet around here...
We* have been awfully busy behind the scenes this past few weeks, with little time to update. But I will l make a brief statement soon on the State of the Universe.

After the briefing we will discuss how we arrived at this state and provide a glimpse at the massive undercover operation that has been underway for quite some time that will ultimately defeat relentless.com and those under his command.

:rainbow: God Bless :rainbow:
 
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Radio check. Is this thing getting out?

If you can read me, we’ve been locked out of digital communications for the past 24 hours, so I am remote-broadcasting tonight from the roof of Summer Avenue. I am using a voice to text patch via a shadow frequency on the Baofeng that ETAF has uploaded to the internet via the Mind Expander.

Stand by as we work out the bugs.




-sent from my Alien Mind Expander
 
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This should be better. The Baofeng was compromised, so ETAF established an encrypted connection through a spare Holley Sniper we had laying around.
 
Many folks have joined in late to the party and just see random rumblings about aliens and “Geoff” and cop motors and Holley Snipers and have no idea what’s going on.

For a refresher on events leading up to the State of the Universe, or if you your long term memory has been vacuumed
by the past few weeks, you’ll need to go back to roughly pages 19-25 for a brief primer.


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We are experiencing the largest struggle to overthrow a power structure in the history of time itself.

The events preceding and succeeding the recent election were merely a carefully crafted smokescreen to distract us from the battle behind the curtain.

Shots have been fired and we are taking direct hits.

As mentioned before, just last week an RV blew up 20 yards from my shop, days before the Nashville bombing:

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Around the same time, wngrog opened an Amason package that had arrived directly from Wuhan. Instead of finding the bottle of Fluid Film he ordered, an infected bat flew out and began attacking.

Fortunately he keeps a Red Ryder on speed dial and the bat was quickly dispatched

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While we managed to avoid harm, others were not so fortunate. Several years ago, in an effort to overtake relentless.com in the market, we opened up a competitor with even cheaper and crappier products. The public face of that company has not been seen for quite some time.

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Another victim to the community was the beloved vehicle that ties us together.

Yep, Geoff managed to kill the immortal Land Cruiser...

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All of these attacks pale in comparison to the heinous atrocities committed against Nolen. In an effort to get him to talk, he endured an interrogation so disturbing, that it made Saddam Hussein’s torture chamber look like a trip to Walley World.

Having trained for this exact scenario, he managed to come out without a scratch. His pride would not fare so well however, and he would pay the ultimate price to avoid disclosing our secrets.

In an act so evil, it hurts to even type these words, he was forced to part with the beloved Project Patina

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Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, the unimaginable happens.

He is forced to daily drive an 80. AND PRETEND TO LIKE IT :sobs uncontrollably:

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I’ve been authorized to provide a little more insight into how *they (shadow people, gov’t, hollywood) are intertwined and work to keep the tribes loyal and separated at a roughly 50/50 split, which allows them, much like refs can steer a game, to ensure the wrong candidates aren’t accidentally elected.

We will also dive face first into the Orange years - why was it necessary to activate Agent Orange, how Geoff found a back door in the tribal source code to sew division and thwart our efforts to build the ultimate weapon, and why Agent Orange had to be taken out when the mission was accomplished.

After we resurface, we will talk more about the massive undercover operation to take down relentless.com, and the ultimate weapon which will restore balance in the universe.

If you are triggered by Daniel Drumph, this is your chance to bow out is the time put on your big girl panties because we’re going in.
 
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