Just like the Messiah *himself is more godlike than human, Agent Orange is not entirely of the flesh either.
*He is a shape shifting time traveler, on a mission from the future, here to install key defenses against relentless.com and to take the brunt of the blowback when Geoff retaliates.
Originally it was planned to install him as a Democrat after 8 years of
Jeb!, but the time table got moved up after Geoff gained access to portions of the algorithm code in the early 2010’s, and began to form his own shadow gov’t with his purchase of the Warshington Post in 2013.
With his new “content management” system, he miraculously turned this struggling newspaper into a powerful force for evil, hypnotizing the masses with the Tik Tok app and trailblazing “community engagement” on other web platforms.
Now you know the real reason why there was a push to ban Tik Tok.
I’m also going to slide this in where no one will see it: Geoff wrestled for control of this very website that you are reading right now. Remember the P&R Forum? Remember the dozens of forum “updates” over the past few years? Remember when I visited ‘Mud HQ on a “vacation” earlier this year? Yeah, no coincidences there either. With ETAF’s help, the Black Hand was able to root out his influence for eternity.