The world's worst dog

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"He was young and wired, with the attention span of algae and the volatility of nitroglycerine."

Who could refuse such a cute dog though ;)
 
I wonder if there are any Xmas Tree stories in that book....

Alvaro
 
Julie wants to read that book now so that we can learn just how good our dog really is ;)
 
I firmly belive that every dog is a perfect dog. We judge them by our standards and teach them how to be more human.

The perfect dog greats a visitor by sniffing their butt.
We train them not to behave as dogs in social situations.

The perfect dog considers trash free food.
We train them that food they didn't have to hunt and kill is bad unless we give it to them.

The perfect dog manuiplated his world with his mouth and paws.
We train the not to hold our hand with their mouth.

And on and on.

It's all a matter of prespective.
 
"The 97-pound Labrador retriever crashed through screen doors with alarming regularity. He went berserk during thunderstorms, destroying everything in his path. He stole food off the dinner table, slobbered incessantly, drank from the toilet bowl, and ate bath towels, sponges, socks, used tissues, plastic toys, furniture, speaker covers, paychecks, even an expensive gold necklace."

That is a pretty typical labrador.
 

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