For us, having
more internet connectivity means we will actually spend
less time online. I know, sounds backwards—like putting on running shoes to take a nap—but it’s true.
We didn’t grow up with smartphones glued to our hands or surfing the internet at all hours. We’re old school. Like, “we know how to fold a map” old school. I remember camping trips with my dad, the YMCA, and the church group—where the hot topic among dads once we got to camp wasn’t GPS or WiFi, it was
where is the nearest payphone and how long it’d take to get there. They even made sure we had a pocketful of change, not for vending machines, but in case of emergencies or, you know, needing to call mom.
Back then, no one lost sleep over the phone
unless there wasn’t one. And honestly, no one cared—you weren’t checking your mortgage balance or waiting on medical test results by rotary dial.
Fast forward to today: We do
literally everything online. Want to pay a bill, check those lab results, or order toilet paper? No problem. The idea of trusting snail mail is laughable. I mean, unless it’s a government document or a jury summons, I’d rather yank the mailbox out of the ground and turn it into a bird feeder.
So yeah, you probably see where this is headed.
When we
don’t have connectivity, I hate to admit this our brains go quarter-panic mode. “Is the house on fire?” “Did someone die?” “Did I miss an email from the HOA about the new rules on trash can placement LOL?”
With cell service, we’ve tried to prep: download a couple movies before a rainy camping trip, fire up the WeBoost if we’re feeling optimistic. But we'll be honest—we once drove 50 miles to find a signal under the noble guise of needing a can of beans. Just a can. Maybe two. And
definitely some cell or WiFi.
Now enter Starlink. We're predicting once we’ve got stable internet in the woods, we won’t even think about it—it’ll just feel like home. We’ll stop driving to town for fake bean emergencies and stop wondering if our fridge is texting us in Morse code.
So yes, the totally illogical truth is: the
more connectivity we have, the
less we actually use it. Because finally, we can relax... knowing it’s there if we need it.
And finally, as I alluded, it isn’t a new problem.
