SOLD San Antonio, Texas

Year

1997

Vehicle Model

1. 80 Series

Mileage

170000

Color

Gold

Bought it years ago. Was going to be my project car with the kids. Mechanic rebuilt the engine, 3000 miles later engine started making noise at the bottom of it. What do you know, warranty expired. Took out some bolts myself to see what's happening and life got in the way, a personal injury. Set outside and last 5 years in garage. NON locked FJ80, stop asking for pictures, I know it's not locked. 1994 40th Anniversary Edition, my X wife, god bless her soul, threw away ID number by the shifter, because she didn't like it. Leather at the front seats, yep, just like you'd expect it, just a name of it left. Fj80 and I celebrated our 5th year garage anniversary and decided we would be better off seeing other people. 1994 Numbered 40th Anniversary Edition, Mileage is 170,242, once again, NON LOCKED, NO, I'm not crawling under! It's NON LOCKED. Title in hand, yes, it's NON LOCKED! Please see attached pictures, today is the first day in about 5 years that she's seen the light of day. Price? IF YOU ASK ME IF IT'S LOCKED, you won't be able to afford it, trust me. Otherwise, I've spent around $8k on it out of pocket. I know, I'll get less than half. Make me an offer and if we get along, no homo s***, it's yours. Seriously, if you ask me if it's locked, I'll rip off some pictures from other people here, and when you show up to pick it up, I will hurt your feelings at the least. NONE LOCKED!

 

[satchel]

a 1994 40th anniversary?! holy smokes that has to be the rarest cruiser in existence. Those were way before their time!

 

[StewCruiser]

a 1994 40th anniversary?! holy smokes that has to be the rarest cruiser in existence. Those were way before their time!

About 3 years prior… give it take. I do wonder if it’s locked.

 

[LegShot]

And the award for the weirdest classified ad ever goes to…..

 

[Sa40th]

About 3 years prior… give it take. I do wonder if it’s locked.

Come on over and find out if it's locked. Price to check under the hood and undercarriage is the same for all, you bring me at least an 8 female to examine and test drive for an hour, do the maintenance, check under her hood, check out an undercarriage and a standard blow and flow test, with a camera and you can check out this Cruiser to see if it's locked. Pinkie promise!

 

[Sa40th]

And the award for the weirdest classified ad ever goes to…..

Dude, have you seen your Cruiser?

 

[satchel]

Shoot me a message if you end up parting it out. I'd love to turn my 96 lx450 into a 40th.

 

[StewCruiser]

Come on over and find out if it's locked. Price to check under the hood and undercarriage is the same for all, you bring me at least an 8 female to examine and test drive for an hour, do the maintenance, check under her hood, check out an undercarriage and a standard blow and flow test, with a camera and you can check out this Cruiser to see if it's locked. Pinkie promise!

Pinkie, or the whole fist, doc?

 

[Sa40th]

Shoot me a message if you end up parting it out. I'd love to turn my 96 lx450 into a 40th.

Yes, I'll part it out, part kit comes in one piece though. Shoot me a number, I will re-home it in a week, highest number and the best pun wins.

 

[FMC80]

I’m pretty sure this dude ran out of meth and he needs some ASAP

 

[Sa40th]

Is it locked? Can you take more pics of the frame? Need more pics. I want to see the locker dial please. 1994 40th locked has to be a lot of money.

Come on over and find out if it's locked. Your wife pictures get my girls pictures hoss. Price to check under the hood and undercarriage is the same for all, you bring me at least an 8 female to examine and test drive for an hour, do the maintenance, check under her hood, check out an undercarriage and a standard blow and flow test, with a camera and you can check out this Cruiser to see if it's locked. Pinkie promise!

 

[Sa40th]

Pinkie, or the whole fist, doc?

Sorry Bud, I don't swing that way.

 

[satchel]

Yes, I'll part it out, part kit comes in one piece though. Shoot me a number, I will re-home it in a week, highest number and the best pun wins.

Happy to trade you for the 8 female you are looking for to start the bidding off. What kinda breed you thinkin? I could have a whole litter there by next weekend.

 

[Sa40th]

I’m pretty sure this dude ran out of meth and he needs some ASAP

You're not good at this, are you?

 

[FMC80]

How much is your locked 94, 40th cruiser?

List a price, try not to have a seizure when typing this time.

 

[Sa40th]

Happy to trade you for the 8 female you are looking for to start the bidding off. What kinda breed you thinkin?

Sir, I already have a collection of heifers, doe's, nanny's and mares. Human females, for 1 hr interval only. Tried longer arrangements, ended up giving up 50% of my labor and my sanity, tried it twice, I'm good. Thank you!

 

[Sa40th]

How much is your locked 94, 40th cruiser?

List a price, try not to have a seizure when typing this time.

Lets meet at the gun range and talk this price over.

 

[Sa40th]

Lets meet at the gun range and talk this price over.

Forgot to ask, how fast can you run?

 

[satchel]

Forgot to ask, how fast can you run?

considering you have so many health problems you can't work on your unicorn of a cruiser, i would advise against trying to race people. no reason to make this transaction any more complicated is there?

 

[sark]

what the ****