If you put tequila in it, it yammers. If you shine lasers on its boobs, it yells at Bryan. Should be fun.
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If you put tequila in it, it yammers. If you shine lasers on its boobs, it yells at Bryan. Should be fun.
SHOTGUN!!!!!
Im willing to bet "the river" will look more like year one, than year two this year.
I understand they are hillbillies and such, but it's not right they would throw trash in the river like that.
Oh snap!
I'll think I'll let Tony give me a long ride or a short ride and I'll put my life in his hands while he does 
He is the new commander after all.
Not gonna be the same without Thomas, maybe he can mail a cutout of himself for campfire antics?!
Mrs x
He is the new commander after all.
Not gonna be the same without Thomas, maybe he can mail a cutout of himself for campfire antics?!
Mrs x
I didn't realize that I was committing to two weeks of watering my new grass seed three times a day. I may also be out for this trip. It wouldn't be fair to the new baby blades of grass -that I would be out enjoying myself, whilst they wither away dying of thirst. What sort of person would I be? What sort of person could I be?
I think I may be out also.
Well, I got's to get ready for Y3K - sure it's a ways down the road but I have to be ready. Plus I got Ron's gutter guy who is gonna show up on Tuesday at 11:15 to start the job and end up finishing it 4 weeks later and doing a halfassed job.
Well, I got's to get ready for Y3K - sure it's a ways down the road but I have to be ready. Plus I got Ron's gutter guy who is gonna show up on Tuesday at 11:15 to start the job and end up finishing it 4 weeks later and doing a halfassed job.
Can't let that grass die, jeremy
I guess I can just stay home too, I mean since no one else is going
I can rotate my garage doors (since im not getting new ones)
Wash & wax my cats
Plant new grass & water it 3 times a day
Sweat like a pig in my own yard
And im sure I can think of other things, things like go to work & just hang out
Base line the 4runner & then not go wheeling in it
Learn how to properly spell words like ; intact, masturbation & antidisestablishmentarianism
Really get a good cleaning done on my ball sack
Give the dog a peticure
Hell, get a really good cleaning done on the dogs ball sack
Pick up, number & mark all the satellite coordinates of each rock in my driveway.....mix them all up & then put them all back where they started
Clean & organize my garage....oh, wait, that really does need done
On second thot, I'll go to Flat Nasty & ride Vicki instead
I guess I can just stay home too, I mean since no one else is going
I can rotate my garage doors (since im not getting new ones)
Wash & wax my cats
Plant new grass & water it 3 times a day
Sweat like a pig in my own yard
And im sure I can think of other things, things like go to work & just hang out
Base line the 4runner & then not go wheeling in it
Learn how to properly spell words like ; intact, masturbation & antidisestablishmentarianism
Really get a good cleaning done on my ball sack
Give the dog a peticure
Hell, get a really good cleaning done on the dogs ball sack
Pick up, number & mark all the satellite coordinates of each rock in my driveway.....mix them all up & then put them all back where they started
Clean & organize my garage....oh, wait, that really does need done
On second thot, I'll go to Flat Nasty & ride Vicki instead
Wash and wax my cats, and GPS location of my driveway rocks? You would be a fool to do anything different.
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I really did switch shift levers in my 4runner....took the lever from a newer style pick up & put it in, in place of the factory lever.....I think I like it better this way
Ok this is now ofically the shift lever thread
I am El Conquistador & I have spoken
(Ok, John, let's start that private thread now, I think I just threw everyone off track by changing the topic)
Ok this is now ofically the shift lever thread
I am El Conquistador & I have spoken
(Ok, John, let's start that private thread now, I think I just threw everyone off track by changing the topic)
Since this is now the shift lever thread....
I also recently worked on my t-case shifters. Since I changed x-memebers, my shifting geometry all changed and I was having issues, so I adjusted the links and moved some stuff around.... now it works great.
(how's that?)
Welded on a new shift lever for the 203 range box.
removed two shift levers for the old cable lockers.
Added a new panel with four gauge holes in it instead.
Trans temp
Engine temp
voltage
yammering
removed two shift levers for the old cable lockers.
Added a new panel with four gauge holes in it instead.
Trans temp
Engine temp
voltage
yammering
Im sure we can come up with something that equals no yammering without resorting to STFU
maybe STFUB would work
Maybe "put your mouth to good use" (zipppp, thud)
We could just tell her she yammered enough at the hoedown to last 3 years
One of my favorites is "that's a great story, take your top off" "I'm listening, I just think you can tell the story topless"
Or a kinder approach may be in order, something like "im sorry, could you please clamp your fxxxin pie hole"
I don't know, just thinkin out loud
maybe STFUB would work
Maybe "put your mouth to good use" (zipppp, thud)
We could just tell her she yammered enough at the hoedown to last 3 years
One of my favorites is "that's a great story, take your top off" "I'm listening, I just think you can tell the story topless"
Or a kinder approach may be in order, something like "im sorry, could you please clamp your fxxxin pie hole"
I don't know, just thinkin out loud
I think you can find several t-shirts to express yourself here
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:CAUTION: May make you cry laughing.
T-Shirt Hell: t-shirts, shirts, funny t-shirts, funny shirts, baby shirts
:CAUTION: May make you cry laughing.