My dog farts a lot...

[macneill]

Especially while we're driving.

Maybe we notice because it's confined, but he's become the perfect scapegoat.

 

[brett76]

UGGGGH dog farts are foul chit

 

[2badfjs]

MY FEMALE BOXER CAN PEEL PAINT.

anyone need paint stripped?

 

[stinkyfj60]

Cant be worse then cat farts. I know the cat we rescued, Otis... when he cut one it was DAMN nasty! Nothing could be worse.

 

[swank60]

Now all you need to do is train him to use the internet - then you can use him as your porn scapegoat, too.

"Haggis, you downloaded another Girls Gone Wild video? Shame on you!"

 

[NorCalDoug]

Could it be racially motivated?

What I mean is...does he fart more when passing certain ethnicities...or is it unrelated to who you're driving past?





Maybe all he needs is a change in diet?

 

[macneill]

Fortunately, he's gotten over the racial thing. Now everyone on the subway is his friend. Which is fine with me, except when it's just me and him and we're passing through Chelsea...

Hmmmm... internet porn scapegoat.... gotta get him on the mouse tonight.

 

[macneill]

He eats this stuff called Wellness. "Human" grade food supposedly.

Maybe I outta give him a Cuban sandwich.

 

[crushers]

this happens when we change our dog's diet, oh WHEE!! stinky!
it's really bad when he can wake us out of a deep sleep with the strength of it, thing is, i don't think he even knows he does it, or he is really good at faking being asleep...
cheers

 

[rusty_tlc]

I spent most of Saturday in a FJ40 along with the owner and his German shorthair. Riding with the Bikini top it was rank. He had been out of town for a few days and his wife feeds the dog table scraps when he'se not around.

 

[GeoRoss]

For those of you with kids, I suggest "Walter the Farting Dog". A great read for the whole family, especially if you have a 'farting dog' in the family.

Ross

 

[brett76]

if human food is bad for dogs. then wouldnt human "grade" food be bad for dogs as well?

 

[Dale Sr]

Do you sniff them? You sniffer!

 

[rusty_tlc]

if human food is bad for dogs. then wouldnt human "grade" food be bad for dogs as well?

Think about this; Dinty More canned stew is widely considered to be human grade food. But if I take the label off and set an open can in front of you it might be easy to mistake it for Pedigree delux beef dinner for dogs.


I'm just saying.........

 

[Jman]

Especially while we're driving.

Maybe we notice because it's confined, but he's become the perfect scapegoat.

THAT little thing? Just be glad you don't have a bulldog or a mastiff. . . .

 

[LoveTractor]

MY FEMALE BOXER CAN PEEL PAINT.

anyone need paint stripped?

We had a female boxer that could clear a coliseum. What are the odds?

 

[macneill]

THAT little thing? Just be glad you don't have a bulldog or a mastiff. . . .

It's super concentrated!

 

[bonzai]

Stop giving him dog food with alot of wheat in it. That will/should make the biggest improovment.

You could allways make him really happy and buy him a rabbit to suppliment his diet with

 

[Jman]

Have him travel on the outside, like in "There's Something About Mary"

 

[swank60]

Or a cork...that'll keep it in.