Okay, there's 3 midgets living together, and one reads an ad in the paper for tryouts for the "Book of World Records". Anyway, he says to his 2 roommates, "I bet I got the smallest hands in the world." Midget #2 says, "I bet that I've got the smallest feet in the world, I'd like to try out too." The 3rd midget chimes in and says, "Um, I hate to tell you this, but I probably have the smallest pecker in the world, so I'll go try out also."
Well... the day of the tryouts comes around, and the 3 midgets finally get their turns. The small hands midget goes first, and comes out fairly quick. #2 and #3 ask him how it went. "Well, there was some TINY hands in there, and it was close, but I have the smallest hands in the world!" They all cheered and gave each other tiny high-fives. So, the midget with the tiny feet decides that he will go next. He comes out fairly quick too, and says, "Wow, it was super close. It came down to the millimeter, but I have the smallest feet in the world!" They all jumped for joy once again, and the midget with the tiny pecker takes his turn trying out. He comes out about an hour later, looking mad as hell. He's kicking rocks as he stomps across the parking lot to his roommates. The other two midgets ask, "what happened?!?". And, the mad midget says, "I've got one damn question..........."
Who the fawk is Kowboy??????