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:meh:
 
Ok...
It just doesn't mean the same since John spurred the mother bashing


Sorry to disappoint on your birthday


But then again, sometimes you do have to ask for what you want
 
John, happy belated birthday!
 
When I was 30 Bill was racing stock cars & we had never camped or owned any camping supplies -John doesn't have many ;)-Things were pretty care free.
When John was born I was a teenager and actually was introduced to Bill at a wedding & we both thought "yea whatever" till we met 12 years later both stood up in the same wedding.
While Bill is from that area & red hair does run in his family John doesn't have the genetic packing skills or frugality to be xfactor F**kin' kid ;P

mrs x
 
When I was 30 Bill was racing stock cars & we had never camped or owned any camping supplies -John doesn't have many ;)-Things were pretty care free.
When John was born I was a teenager and actually was introduced to Bill at a wedding & we both thought "yea whatever" till we met 12 years later both stood up in the same wedding.
While Bill is from that area & red hair does run in his family John doesn't have the genetic packing skills or frugality to be xfactor F**kin' kid ;P

mrs x

I miss the x factor. Hopefully we will see you guys more next year.

True...But I have to say, Vicky brings the funnay!
 
Most guys down here going through the midlife crisis go out and get a automobile that really sticks out in traffic and says "look at me people aint I cool", then they get themselves a sweet little trophy wife.

Seems to me you are way ahead of the game.
 
Most guys down here going through the midlife crisis go out and get a automobile that really sticks out in traffic and says "look at me people aint I cool", then they get themselves a sweet little trophy wife.

Seems to me you are way ahead of the game.

Ouch Mark, ouch.

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So now you can see why I need ideas?
 
Most guys down here going through the midlife crisis go out and get a automobile that really sticks out in traffic and says "look at me people aint I cool", then they get themselves a sweet little trophy wife.

Seems to me you are way ahead of the game.



So John's been having a midlife crisis for the past few years?

He'll be dead by 50.
 
While the 4runner says look at me.....Jenn is a real wife, not just a trophy girl
 
While the 4runner says look at me.....Jenn is a real wife, not just a trophy girl

....which part of the 4runner is "look at me?" Let me know and we can remove it with a sledge hammer at the next event.

Rules:
The item must have no function, be strictly looks.
The item must have been installed by me. So not the stock toyota spoiler, etc...

This could be fun.

:grinpimp:
 
I cant help that the 4runner is a sexy beast.
 
....which part of the 4runner is "look at me?" Let me know and we can remove it with a sledge hammer at the next event.

Rules:
The item must have no function, be strictly looks.
The item must have been installed by me. So not the stock toyota spoiler, etc...

This could be fun.

:grinpimp:

The Audiodyne sticker on the dash.
 
The Audiodyne sticker on the dash.

Hey, "Dynaudio."

So no stickers? Tony is gonna be pissed. How is a sticker on the the inside of the truck "look at me", no one can see it....
 
I wasn't sayin that by your rules


But you can't deny, its an attention getter
 
How is a sticker proclaiming yourself to be an audiosnob with extra special equipment not a "look at me" move? What other purpose does it serve?

Tony didn't make up the rules to this game. If I was Tony I'd be saying "Look at my bad ass sexy self" too. I might even put permanent stickers right on my skin.
 
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