Midlife crisis ideas?

[Gumby]

Why Ginger doesn't like surprise birthday parties any more.

 

[Gappy]

Why Ginger doesn't like surprise birthday parties any more.

No wonder he cuts his hair so short now. Like a Ginger qtip.

 

[Gumby]

I should start wearing collars like that

I wouldn't have to reach for my food then. Just keep a little snack handy right there all the time.

I could slurp up brownie crumbs and such that escape the facial fuzz too.

 

[4rnr]

Why can't you define a word?

Because John has a limited vocabulary.

public schools

Those fxxxing pretentious bastards at Webster's

Art: produced as an artistic effort or for decorative purposes

or

Art: be (archaic)
ex. "verily, thou art a sexy beast, Tony"

You tards, missed the point.

 

[4rnr]

Why Ginger doesn't like surprise birthday parties any more.

Thats Captain Ginger to you.

 

[tonyota]

Wish I could get a little captain in me






If ya know what I mean

 

[Gappy]

Here is my idea of a mid life crisis.

 

[racedirt1]

John, Jeremy and I saw a badass rat-rod towing teardrop in McDonaldsTown, Indiana.

 

[tonyota]

I want to get a teardrop camper....those are cool

 

[Gumby]

John, Jeremy and I saw a badass rat-rod towing teardrop in McDonaldsTown, Indiana.

You were coming through there the same weekend as the hunnert car pile up in Decatur. There were hundreds of rods there.

http://www.hunnertcarpileup.com/

I want to get a teardrop camper....those are cool

I have a camper with teardrops on the pillows. Does that count?

 

[4rnr]

John, Jeremy and I saw a badass rat-rod towing teardrop in McDonaldsTown, Indiana.

I cant explain that thing....so im not gunna try. All Ill say is that it was driven by an old man, the frame was about an inch off the ground, and the shifter was a complete shot gun, the stock was about 12" above the wind shield frame.

 

[Gappy]

I cant explain that thing....so im not gunna try. All Ill say is that it was driven by an old man, the frame was about an inch off the ground, and the shifter was a complete shot gun, the stock was about 12" above the wind shield frame.

Is that shot gun considered bling or just bad ass? I think bad ass.

You ever look at the stupid prices they want for those new tear drop campers. It's retarded.

 

[4rnr]

Is that shot gun considered bling or just bad ass? I think bad ass.

You ever look at the stupid prices they want for those new tear drop campers. It's retarded.

Bad ass bling.

I have not. I always assumed I couldn't fit in one especially with Jenn in it.

 

[tonyota]

Pillow tears are just sad, Gum.....Sad!

 

[4rnr]

Pillow tears are just sad, Gum.....Sad!

Nope, those are happy/lube tears. The same kind you find in Gumby's sock.

 

[Gumby]

tears of shame make the best lube.

 

[tonyota]

So I've heard

 

[tonyota]

You ever look at the stupid prices they want for those new tear drop campers. It's retarded.

Buy vintage

Cheaper & cooler

 

[Gappy]

Buy vintage

Cheaper & cooler

They didnt make them that small back then. The new tear drops teeny tiny.

A guy could actually make his own though, that would be cool.

 

[joez]

You ever look at the stupid prices they want for those new tear drop campers. It's retarded.

That's an understatement, it's insanity.