Ya know Walter, we're not so different, you & I
I mean, you ownin a 40 is like me & my dick
I know I have it & I like that.
I can tell people about it...
I can take it out & look at it & say , "oh yeah, pretty awesome"
I can even play with it by myself...
I don't however, get to use it for my real reason for owning it
My wife is not real fond of it & wishes I would quit talking about it, and trying to get her to go for a ride on it
The wife controls when I get to use it, for the reason I have it
And basically it is just in the way, most of the time
**sigh**
Comedic gold!