
Skunkworks - BABY - GREAT to hear from you again! It's been WAY too long!
Say, listen, let's get together and do sushi sometime, OK?
Now don't pay too much attention to these fellows.
They're just, you know, havin a little fun with the new guy. Don't worry about it. All in good spirits. You know how the boys are.

Hey, guys, ixnay with the damage multiplier bit, OK? I'm trying to work a deal here!
Where was I? Oh yeah, listen, Skunkworks, you're really in luck. I've got just EXACTLY what you're looking for.

Now, the really high quality imported BullBars are a bit hard to come by in this country, but I know a few people here and there, and I just happen to have lucked into one.

Hey, don't mention this to anyone, OK, but I THINK I can get you into one for only $250 (plus a minor S&H charge).

You're not going to BELIEVE how GREAT these look on a big truck like yours!
Oh, I probably don't need to mention this, but, you may have have heard of some lower priced, locally produced units for around $200. Well, there's nothing really WRONG with them, per se, you understand, if light duty is all you're looking for...

Anyway, give me a call sometime. We'll work something out. Just take a look at THIS, eh!