Sold that truck for $500 years ago, beat as it was it had 200k on it, which is about 199,950 more than your cruiser has since you bought it.
Most of those bottles were beer, and about half were drank by JP, they haven't been around since we rented a house in college. Which sounds like a pretty normal college guys house. Having an unrunning, untitled boat in your yard sounds pretty normal too, if you are a redneck out in the country or live by the beach, not in a fairly affluent neighborhood in an educated college community.
Most of those bottles were beer, and about half were drank by JP, they haven't been around since we rented a house in college. Which sounds like a pretty normal college guys house. Having an unrunning, untitled boat in your yard sounds pretty normal too, if you are a redneck out in the country or live by the beach, not in a fairly affluent neighborhood in an educated college community.