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jesterb

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I got a call from a local police officer buddy saying they needed a vacant house to do some K9 training(I own rental property) He and 5 other officers plus a guy that was to be the "bad guy" showed up at my rent house. Bad guy puts on the bite suit and hides in the house. The officers yelled out their warning and then sent in the dog. After the first round of dogs are done I ask to put on the bite suit. Holy Sheet what a rush! I'm a descent size fella but a 90lbs German Shepard made me look like a bitch. After I realized that the bite suit was super protective the thrill kinda went away, but it was still a workout.
 
They can shake you pretty good!

Be sure to always "offer" your arm, also....when it goes to the ground be careful a hand doesn't get involved. When they REALLY bite the pressure they generate is incredible.
 
Jman said:
Wow, that's awesome. Now you're ready to go on Fear Factor. . . .
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Or JACKASS...dressed up in a pink Easter Bunny suit.
 
i think your ready to try it in just underwear now.
 
I have an 85lb female that is afraid of cats! I still love her though. I had a hooded punk jump out of the bushes and threaten me a while ago. Pointed his finger at me and demanded money. Evedently he hadn't seen the dog as she had passed his hiding spot and gone down the hill to poop. As he walked towards me shaking his fist and fingers she caught sight of his actions and came from the bushes like a freight train. She blind sided him as she left the ground from ten feet away. She crunched his hand and threw him around in three 360's and as he regained his ballance and stood up she stood on her rears and was eye to eye with him with her paws on his shoulders. I have never seen a grown man wet himself till then. Thinking she was going to crush his throat, I called her off and by the time she was at heal the perp was gone in a blaze of dust. That dog suprised the hell out of me I actually stood there in amazement. Who cares about cats any way. :D True story!
 
photogod said:
I have an 85lb female that is afraid of cats! I still love her though. I had a hooded punk jump out of the bushes and threaten me a while ago. Pointed his finger at me and demanded money. Evedently he hadn't seen the dog as she had passed his hiding spot and gone down the hill to poop. As he walked towards me shaking his fist and fingers she caught sight of his actions and came from the bushes like a freight train. She blind sided him as she left the ground from ten feet away. She crunched his hand and threw him around in three 360's and as he regained his ballance and stood up she stood on her rears and was eye to eye with him with her paws on his shoulders. I have never seen a grown man wet himself till then. Thinking she was going to crush his throat, I called her off and by the time she was at heal the perp was gone in a blaze of dust. That dog suprised the hell out of me I actually stood there in amazement. Who cares about cats any way. :D True story!
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Uh Oh.....my wifes afraid of cats.
 
photogod said:
I have an 85lb female that is afraid of cats! I still love her though. I had a hooded punk jump out of the bushes and threaten me a while ago. Pointed his finger at me and demanded money. Evedently he hadn't seen the dog as she had passed his hiding spot and gone down the hill to poop. As he walked towards me shaking his fist and fingers she caught sight of his actions and came from the bushes like a freight train. She blind sided him as she left the ground from ten feet away. She crunched his hand and threw him around in three 360's and as he regained his ballance and stood up she stood on her rears and was eye to eye with him with her paws on his shoulders. I have never seen a grown man wet himself till then. Thinking she was going to crush his throat, I called her off and by the time she was at heal the perp was gone in a blaze of dust. That dog suprised the hell out of me I actually stood there in amazement. Who cares about cats any way. :D True story!
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I bet she upgraded from dog chow to prime rib after that!
 
flintknapper said:
They can shake you pretty good!

Be sure to always "offer" your arm, also....when it goes to the ground be careful a hand doesn't get involved. When they REALLY bite the pressure they generate is incredible.
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Uh, like there's gonna be a next time . . . . :D Not after photogod's story, at least. . . . . Damn urban element. . . . :D
 
photogod said:
Got Huggies? :o :D
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Nope, but then I NEVER point my finger and demand money from her.
 
photogod said:
I have an 85lb female that is afraid of cats! I still love her though. I had a hooded punk jump out of the bushes and threaten me a while ago. Pointed his finger at me and demanded money. Evedently he hadn't seen the dog as she had passed his hiding spot and gone down the hill to poop. As he walked towards me shaking his fist and fingers she caught sight of his actions and came from the bushes like a freight train. She blind sided him as she left the ground from ten feet away. She crunched his hand and threw him around in three 360's and as he regained his ballance and stood up she stood on her rears and was eye to eye with him with her paws on his shoulders. I have never seen a grown man wet himself till then. Thinking she was going to crush his throat, I called her off and by the time she was at heal the perp was gone in a blaze of dust. That dog suprised the hell out of me I actually stood there in amazement. Who cares about cats any way. :D True story!
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Awesome..I love it!!!!
 
My mum trains these attack dogs (No she DOES NOT wear army boots) and I have worn a bite suit a few times. It sure is a rush and the dogs are trained to attack whatever they can get hold of (Hence the offer of the arm or sholder or back)
They do hit like a freight train and will take you down if you dont lean into the hit.
A word of warning dont just stand thre or they hit the midsection and it sure hurts when they grab a moutfull of you knows, even thru the bitesuit. (not as gentle as the girlfriend).
 
Jman said:
. . . . . Damn urban element. . . .
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Jman-


What does that mean?
 
Poser said:
Jman-


What does that mean?
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That was supposed to be a humorous reference to another thread--I was saying the perp in photogod's story was the "urban element" that someone else was worried about, which is kind of funny because IIRC photogod lives in the boonies, doesn't he?
 
Heh heh, okay, didn't mapquest it, "Eden Prairie" just sounded so, well, idyllic. (Uh, not that urban living can't be idyllic--mine sure is. :) )

I've only been in Minneapolis once, a conference during the dead of winter, and loved it. However, the person I was travelling (lifelong New Yorker, with her new infant daughter) caused quite a stir when she cursed out some driver for beeping at her while she was trying to cross the street (in the evening, in a crosswalk, but against the light). I actually heard another pedestrian say "Oh, my goodness" at the foul string of words that came out of my rather attractive co-worker's mouth. :rolleyes:
 
It's "Minnesota nice" don't ya know. Nice place to live I guess except when we were trying to go sking two weekends ago! We finally got to the hill when it warmed up to -20F. Changed the wifes car battery the next day in -35F. Had to cuddle up to the German shepard to keep warm. Sorry for the hijack.
 
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