Ga cruisers secriterial election 09

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Here it goes, Dave has been posting some rather questionable material about me lately on the 40 list, I do not apprecieate the the slanderous content and the malus intent to try to "swing" the election in his favor, he has been resorting to very left wing tactics and has not really said anything about what he can and will do for the club if he is elected. I however, due to the economy will not raise the club dues for the next term and will fight for lower gas prices so that everyone that wants to can come to the meetings and go out and enjoy the trails that we run. I will also fight to keep your second ammendment right to keep and arm Bears. any feed back or queations reguarding this post can be posted below for ALL to see. so lets stir the pot and have some fun.
Thanks for your vote Patrick Wilson VP Ga. Cruisers. :deadhorse:
 
We need a debate moderator (not a master debater...), where's Gwen Ifill when we need her?
 
Well glory be, Patrick can use a computer. Or is your lovely wife typing that for you. With all your bogus promisses of lower fuel costs and dues (just like Oboma's tax break for 95% of the American) it won't help you trail ride cause your truck is still broke! What good will lower fuel costs do if your birf is broke? I'm suprised that you didn't start using the CHANGE montra like your left wing buddies did when they got your idol elected to President. My suggestion to you......... the only way you would have an impact on gas would be to stop eating at Mexican beaneries. By the way, that's a nice picture of your WIFE'S truck (THAT SHE BUILT)
 
As a side note, you have it all wrong as usual, it's not about the right to arm bears. It is all about the ladies right to BARE arms. Who in their right mind would tell the ladies that they can't wear short sleeves! This sounds like something that a middle eastern nation would think of. Soon they will be telling us what we can/can't do with our NATIONAL RACE HORSES. (think about it) REMEMBER...... A VOTE FOR DAVE IS A VOTE.
 
I really don't know what any of this has to do with the election, just more slander and empty promises. It is really me and not my beautiful wife that is typing. oh and my truck is not broken it is mearly temporally unable to lock the right hub. and by the way I will take any CHANGE that anyone wants to give me and I will put it in Adriens college fund. And please do not even try to compare me to the President elect, I have a birth cirtificate from the USA and both of my parents are white.
VOTE Patrick Wilson for secretery it is not a vote for the other guy.
Thanks Patrick VP ga cruisers
 
In light of the upcoming Ga. Cruisers elections I am resubmitting the following endorsement for my re-election campaign for as your Secretary. Thank you for your time and consideration, Dave (Downhill Dave) Larson, Secretary.
Iron Man Ivan Stewart "Dave taught me everything I know about offroading. Without his help I would never have won the Baja"
Sir Isaac Newton " Dave was very instrumental in helping me develop my Theory of Gravity. By observing his increasing rate of speed rolling downhill backwards I was able to extrapolate my theory"
Omega MU Sorority "What a guy"
Cindy Crawford "What a guy"
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders "What a guy"
EIEIO Farmers Fraternity, Indiana University "Dave is really cool. That guy is Hip. He even taught us how to chug a beer. WOW"
Indiana State Pen "Inmate # OU812 followed all the rules and was let go wigh good behavior. He has a good grasp on everything, especially the soap"
Adrien Wilson "I hope my dad doesn't find out that I am supporting Dave" Additional note: Adrien had to withdraw his support due to his parents finding out. I have returned all of his campaign contributions.
Speed Racer " I was having trouble at Indy and some guy named Patrick tried to help but due to his LEFT leaning he could only help me make LEFT turns (not good on an oval track with no left turns). Fortunutely Dave was able to come to the rescue and taught me how to make RIGHT turns."
 
I'm a little surprised there's not more traffic on this election thread. This is a very close race and I hear one of the candidates has assembled a team of lawyers to argue hanging chads.

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NEWS FLASH.........It appears that my opponent may have a checkered past. My research team is gathering info from a newspaper article published in the Gazelle Gazette out of South Africa. As soon as we can validate the information we will post. Downhill Dave, Secretary Ga. Cruisers
 
lets face it folks, we all know that most of the other guys endorcements have been bought, Cindy Crawford movies, Cowboys Cheerleaders poster from Wal Mart, Ivan Stewart matchbox car from E-Bay, and the most important bought endorcement was buying Adrien a milk shake at the last meeting, which promptly backfired when dad found out. I mean come on trying to bribe a two year old into an endorcement with a milk shake, how low can it get. No one , however, can deny Newtons law of gravity. Well enough negative, I still want all of your CHANGE for Adriens college fund and I will not raise your club dues to do so. There are also nasty rumors that Dave is trying to auction off the sec. position to the lowest bidder if he gets elected, and Jessie Jackson Jr. is the current low baller.
Thanks in advance for electing Patrick as the 09 Georgia Cruisers Secret Aire.
 
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I am fine with having my vote bought. 1 case of Yuengling and I am your advocate.
 
I think they now have a cure for that. We may need to talk to Pillguy to see if he can get you some meds. Even if you don't vote for me, I feel that we should help our "members". DD
 
Do we really know Patrick? They say your are the company you keep. Can we trust him with our group's secrets. Obviously the beard is removable so that he can take it off before the meetings.
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The information is starting to trickle in. Guido, my researcher is starting to get to the facts with his intimidations (I mean interogations). It is becoming clearer that my opponent may in fact have had a "BRUSH" with the law in South Africa. I promise to clear this breaking news before Christmas. This looks like it may have international implications. If this proves to be true....someone may need to withdraw from the "GAME". We are working very hard "HUNTING" down and "TRACKING" the facts. Hopefully Guido will "SHOOT" me more info. Downhill Dave, Secretary
 
ok, you found me out, I am actually an undercover agent for the coalition to keep wheeling and stop the Liberal polititions that are trying to stop us from wheeling, or TCTKWASTLPTATTSUFW, and the above picture was supostoo be classified (and if the coalition finds out who leaked it they will act with extreme measures) it was an attempt to find out what Hussain had in store for the wheeling comunity. I had taken almost one and a half days to infiltrate the administration and find out about the plans for more of the roadless acts that the Clinton admin. was trying to enact. As for South Africa and the "brush" with the law it also had alot to do with TCTKWASTLPTATTSUFW and is also a classified. If any one is to leak the info about South Africa they will be met with a mud bath at the next trail ride. Rumor has it that my opponent has some rather unsatisfactory dealings with the EIEIO Farmers frat. and was kicked out of Indiania U for a rather questionable insident with a sheep.
Thanks for electing Patrick Wilson your new Secritery and Chief of the Georgia Cruisers.
 
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FJCRZR, you nare just jealous that the Pres. Elect has a yelllow lay and you don't.
 
Do You People see why a great man like the Hendog would not even think about tossing his hat in that ring......To many Skeletons in this here closet!!!
 

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