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so hendog, when are you going to come out of that closet?
Ga cruisers secriterial election 09
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FJCRUZR
2011 4Runner Trail
And he wants to be our secretary!!!
Ted would you kindly post a certain picture that would show our good friend huston53 that I have all the yellow I need
I may have to take my vote to the other side afterall...
And he wants to be our secretary!!!
Ted would you kindly post a certain picture that would show our good friend huston53 that I have all the yellow I need
I may have to take my vote to the other side afterall...
pending, will have shortly...
Patrick's brush with the law
So here is the story according to The Gazelle Gazette. Patrick was at his shop acting like he was working, when a world famous traveler known as TG stopped in. Patrick mentioned to TG (Traveling Guy) that he was a world famous hunter and that he had every animal trophy mounted in his house. TG was sceptical about Patricks claim and stated that he knew of at least 1 animal that Patrick didn't have. It seems that there is a porpoise living in Africa that lives forever. It is said to be immortal. This excited Patrick to no end and he pressured TG to take him to Africa to shoot one. TG being a nice guy, who didn't like to see a grown man cry, agreed to take Patrick to Africa the next spring. TG told Patrick to bring a BIG gun and to meet him in Botswana on February 29th. (it was a leap year) So on Feb. 29, Patrick met up with TG and a native guide and they set off into the jungle. The guide had a bird cage with a mina bird, which he handed to Patrick and told him that when they get near a porpoise the mina bird will start singing. Patrick said "ok" and they set off. The jungle kept getting thicker and thicker until there was only a 2 foot wide path. When they rounded a turn there was a lion asleep in the path. Patrick raised his BIG gun to shoot but they stopped him. It turns out that lion is a protected by the state and you can't shoot them. After some discussion it was agreed that they would walk over the sleeping lion. The guide went first followed by TG. Next came Patrick. With the gun and the bird cage in his hands he stepped one foot over and was promptly arrested for CROSSING A STATE LION WITH A MINA FOR IMMORTAL PORPOISES. Merry Christmas, Downhill Dave
So here is the story according to The Gazelle Gazette. Patrick was at his shop acting like he was working, when a world famous traveler known as TG stopped in. Patrick mentioned to TG (Traveling Guy) that he was a world famous hunter and that he had every animal trophy mounted in his house. TG was sceptical about Patricks claim and stated that he knew of at least 1 animal that Patrick didn't have. It seems that there is a porpoise living in Africa that lives forever. It is said to be immortal. This excited Patrick to no end and he pressured TG to take him to Africa to shoot one. TG being a nice guy, who didn't like to see a grown man cry, agreed to take Patrick to Africa the next spring. TG told Patrick to bring a BIG gun and to meet him in Botswana on February 29th. (it was a leap year) So on Feb. 29, Patrick met up with TG and a native guide and they set off into the jungle. The guide had a bird cage with a mina bird, which he handed to Patrick and told him that when they get near a porpoise the mina bird will start singing. Patrick said "ok" and they set off. The jungle kept getting thicker and thicker until there was only a 2 foot wide path. When they rounded a turn there was a lion asleep in the path. Patrick raised his BIG gun to shoot but they stopped him. It turns out that lion is a protected by the state and you can't shoot them. After some discussion it was agreed that they would walk over the sleeping lion. The guide went first followed by TG. Next came Patrick. With the gun and the bird cage in his hands he stepped one foot over and was promptly arrested for CROSSING A STATE LION WITH A MINA FOR IMMORTAL PORPOISES. Merry Christmas, Downhill Dave
The TWINKIE in Yellow
I was not present for this, I have been pasted in and that is my final story!
I was not present for this, I have been pasted in and that is my final story!
Ted, where is your left hand? Never mind, I don't really want to know. DD
Boy I'm glad my brother decided to come visit me after all these years and gave me an out from that 10 Man Cabin. You know the one in that Deliverance Movie!!!!
Boy I'm glad my brother decided to come visit me after all these years and gave me an out from that 10 Man Cabin. You know the one in that Deliverance Movie!!!!
You know what they say Hendog, Keep it in the family!
Oh thats just wrong!!!
What's the matter Hendog? Don't want to leave your friend's behind.
Any last minute scandals out there. things have been a little quiet from both camps.
This doesn't effect the elections but Hendog has adopted a new son, ArmyTaco!!!!
This doesn't effect the elections but Hendog has adopted a new son, ArmyTaco!!!!
Boy I'm glad my brother decided to come visit me after all these years and gave me an out from that 10 Man Cabin. You know the one in that Deliverance Movie!!!!
I sure am glad I decided to stay at Crawfords
This is it....Tuesday night...I would like to thank all of you that met with me on the "campaign trail ride" at Tellico. My opponent didn't show up for the "debate at the cabins" and I think I made my positions very clear when I said "No comment" to any questions and that I would consider all the options to none of the problems facing some of people today or in the future. My positions should eliminate any or some doubt about whatever was discussed after either the trail rides or the opening of Hendog's bottle. In conclusion....If it ain't one thing, it's another. And, nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is. Thank you and good night. Downhill Dave, your large Secretary....I mean Secretary at large.
Thats one class act!!!
Did anyone notice I'm just trying to break 100 Posts???
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Way to go... now you have to break 200 
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well just let me know when you be come an addict
Dang Henry 100 1 sentence qoutes. A man of few lines but much BS. On a note more intune with this thread, I would like to thank Patrick for allowing me to have some fun at his expense. He is a good friend and my brain hurts after trying to zing him for over 2 months. Also thanks for all the members that participated in the election. Thx, again. DD