Brand New Product - April 1st release. Rust Hole Magnets! (1 Viewer)

[jamesurq]

Introducing rust Magnets, the best way to protect your ride from the casual thief. These easily removable Magnets will make that that opportunistic car thief reconsider your rust bucket behind the fence. Take them off for cars and coffee; slap them on when you head downtown to avoid carjackers! Guaranteed to reduce the number of questions by curious people at gas stations or your money back!

Rust Hole Magnets - Instant Security for Your Classic Car or Truck!

Everyone knows the biggest effect on the value of a vehicle is rust. If your beautiful classic didn't look so hot, maybe the car thieves might reconsider? Check out these large photorealistic magnets - they attach easily and quickly to any metal surface and turn that tempting "behind the gate"...

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[zidaro]

dang!! i thought you were releasing a magnet to COVER my rust holes

 

[Snafu13F]

I’m really wondering if anyone actually got this joke..

 

[jamesurq]

There’s still a couple left. I think enough folks found them funny enough to pass on as a gag gift or maybe even use them. Who knows. I laughed

 

[jamesurq]

What began as an April Fool's joke, has become a best seller - those of you that are looking for a fun way to trick your friends, convince your spouse that the new truck you got was cheap, perhaps get a discount from the dealer that has so many vehicles on the lot that he forgot that particular truck didn't have rust?

Maybe protect your car from theft? Almost as good as a manual transmission....

 

[jamesurq]

Still a few in stock for xmas gag gifts. Rust makes an excellent stocking stuffer. It's also the official gift for the 1st anniversary of a divorce!