HAHAHA....that's some funny S**t and too true. Me, I'm a Jockey man ;p.
Jockey's, are you kidding. Jockey's aren't as strong as a good ole pair of Hanes. Jockeys are made with thin week cotten yarn and I once blew the whole bottom end out of a pair after a Los Tres evening. Now you can't say that about Hanes. The cotton they has a much higher tensile strength. I have yet to blow anything out of a pair of Hanes. It usually just ends up all over my *ss!!!
Thought I'd just add my comment to this.
By the way if you are going to compare jeeps to Toys. Go with similar years. I had a YJ once. You have to compare it to something like a....... Suzuki.