Twas the night before xmas and out on my lawn,
My 40 is a rusting the hood's almost gone.
The ambulance doors and the hardtop,
Are slowly dissolving from Landcruiser rot.
The windshield frame and the door bottoms too,
Are bubbling and cracking it looks like dog poo.
Fred Flintstone would be proud of the holes in the floor,
That get bigger each time i slam the front door.
There is rust on the bib,the apron and cowl,
I need a gallon of bondo and a jesus big trowel.
I hope iron oxide not a airborn disease,
Cuz i inhale rust dust and then start to sneeze.
I'd like to fix it but the cost is a huge sum,
I'd have to cut back on beer and even spiced rum.
It could be fixed with hardwork and luck,
But i will crack another beer and say"W.T.F"
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
My 40 is a rusting the hood's almost gone.
The ambulance doors and the hardtop,
Are slowly dissolving from Landcruiser rot.
The windshield frame and the door bottoms too,
Are bubbling and cracking it looks like dog poo.
Fred Flintstone would be proud of the holes in the floor,
That get bigger each time i slam the front door.
There is rust on the bib,the apron and cowl,
I need a gallon of bondo and a jesus big trowel.
I hope iron oxide not a airborn disease,
Cuz i inhale rust dust and then start to sneeze.
I'd like to fix it but the cost is a huge sum,
I'd have to cut back on beer and even spiced rum.
It could be fixed with hardwork and luck,
But i will crack another beer and say"W.T.F"
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
