Twas The Night Before Xmas

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Twas the night before xmas and out on my lawn,
My 40 is a rusting the hood's almost gone.

The ambulance doors and the hardtop,
Are slowly dissolving from Landcruiser rot.

The windshield frame and the door bottoms too,
Are bubbling and cracking it looks like dog poo.

Fred Flintstone would be proud of the holes in the floor,
That get bigger each time i slam the front door.

There is rust on the bib,the apron and cowl,
I need a gallon of bondo and a jesus big trowel.

I hope iron oxide not a airborn disease,
Cuz i inhale rust dust and then start to sneeze.

I'd like to fix it but the cost is a huge sum,
I'd have to cut back on beer and even spiced rum.

It could be fixed with hardwork and luck,
But i will crack another beer and say"W.T.F"

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE :cheers:
 
Right on!
 
:)

Good stuff. Never thought to put it to words...
 
I was going to add more verses this year but am busy working on the 42 while the 40 sits in the back yard.
MERRY XMAS
 
:beer::beer:
 
Great poem!
 
It's Dec 24 again and i thought i would bring this back to see if any of you poets out there could add a few lines
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
 
Haha, awesome poem, missed that one in the past. Merry Christmas all!
 
Seeing as it is the 24th today i better bring back this one again.
Merry Christmas everyone.
 
Seems appropriate every year. Well done, :cheers:
 
Vern' s 40 got attention
Its no longer an eye soar
Fred Flintstone cant drive it
There are no holes in the floor

The Bondo tub is empty
Many patches have been placed
The welders had a workout
Many hurdles have been faced

Vern has lost so many braincells
From huffin the paint
His neighbours have realized
he's far from a saint

When he re built the first one
They called in the Fuzz
He charmed them into leaving
Just a tiny project it was

Funny thing is
The jokes on those loosers
Little did they know
Vern had 2 Cruisers!

Happy Festivus Bitches.
 
Good job Cam. I knew with all my rust gone this would be the last time i could get away with this one and you have put a perfect ending to this one.
 

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