mine is the most retarded.
so last nite we take the Subaru to the store for some milk and a movie. well as i am walking from the market to the movie store i hear a car alarm going off. so i turn around to double check my car. i see a green cavalier speeding away with two dudes in it. i clear the corner of the building and vehicles and see its my car alarm. fxxxers hit and run the car. no a huge problem with my car, scuffed the rear bumper cover, not a HUGE deal. except they left the scene.
well right after i inspect the car and go back to talk with the wife, my brother calls me. i tell him what happened and comes to full attention, on the lookout. we leave the market to look for this car, i turn down a street to start a loop and see my brother. while we are parked opposite each other, these idiots drive by in his headlights. so we both whip around the block in either direction to converge on these guys at the other market.
i pull the WRX in behind them to box them in. i jump out and go around the car, meeting my bro on the other side where we start confronting these punks.
now heres the fxxxing retarded part,, while we are standing here talking with these two morons. these other two morons in the car next to the first assholes, backs up right into the front bumper of the WRX.
all i can say is JESUS H FxxxING CHRIST man. two hits, two different cars, two different locations within ten minutes of each other.
sorry for the rant, hope you had a laugh at my expense, show a pic later today....
so last nite we take the Subaru to the store for some milk and a movie. well as i am walking from the market to the movie store i hear a car alarm going off. so i turn around to double check my car. i see a green cavalier speeding away with two dudes in it. i clear the corner of the building and vehicles and see its my car alarm. fxxxers hit and run the car. no a huge problem with my car, scuffed the rear bumper cover, not a HUGE deal. except they left the scene.
well right after i inspect the car and go back to talk with the wife, my brother calls me. i tell him what happened and comes to full attention, on the lookout. we leave the market to look for this car, i turn down a street to start a loop and see my brother. while we are parked opposite each other, these idiots drive by in his headlights. so we both whip around the block in either direction to converge on these guys at the other market.
i pull the WRX in behind them to box them in. i jump out and go around the car, meeting my bro on the other side where we start confronting these punks.
now heres the fxxxing retarded part,, while we are standing here talking with these two morons. these other two morons in the car next to the first assholes, backs up right into the front bumper of the WRX.
all i can say is JESUS H FxxxING CHRIST man. two hits, two different cars, two different locations within ten minutes of each other.
sorry for the rant, hope you had a laugh at my expense, show a pic later today....
Last edited:
