From another perspective, this vehicle would tick the boxes for me. The styling is a bit over the top. But it is cohesive.
Handling in an SUV is a bit of a funny thing for me. Would I want 10/10ths or even 8/10ths sharpness and competency? These are just not the vehicles I look for that from, whether an BMW X5/6 or Cayenne. It'd be fun for a bit of novelty, and then it's a don't care anymore. To drive at that level would beat the hell out of tires and brakes, manhandling that kind of mass. Not satisfying in other words to hustle an SUV, like I would my 650hp coilovered 911. And those other vehicles have no hope of any real off-roading capability.
What I really want is real world competency and capability. With enough body control, poise, and front end traction to drive quickly.
For this, I find the LX with AHC to be hugely competent. Even on tight secondary mountain roads and switchbacks. Having recently driven 30 miles in the Idyllwild countryside, without the wife, I pressed the car pretty hard. With lots of camping gear in the back. Tons of high speed 2nd gear sweepers, both increasing and decreasing radius, with lots of elevation changes. AHC just rocks. Great great damping and body control. Very little nose dive and flatter cornering than any 6200++lb off-road capable rig should. In sport, the dampers were just a bit too firm and skittish over the bumpy road I was on, with lots of expansion joints. In normal damping, they just absorbed the road imperfections, yet still kept the truck poised. Soaking up huge imperfections, not perturbing the body, yet cornering flat. Interestingly, my 100-series LX470 AHC never had this type of roll resistance! I was surprised by the front end traction, probably with my 305s. I can get them to push if I really wanted to, but again, 8/10ths+ on the street is just not reasonable. Not a lot of steering feedback which is okay as it's a huge linebacker with some moves. Was I still having fun, yes! Was I going fast, heck yes. You can ask all the cars I passed with a large SUV bearing down on them, and them giving me room to pass quickly.
Intrigued what a LX570 S with front end damper changes offers. But then I'm not really looking for that next level either.