What's your dog passed?

[macneill]

This morning I go into the bathroom to find a flourescent yellow and pink earplug in my dog's poop. He must have found it under the bed last night.

I've heard of Bull Mastiff which belonged to a friend of mine pass a turtle, well just the shell anyway.

 

[El Perro Grande]

Ha... same thing. Twice I lost earplugs that I just SWORE I put on the nightstand. I had more important things to worry about... but it was a real "wtf? Do I have Gremlins in the house?" type thing. I knew my dog wouldn't eat 'em... then one day I saw them tucked in some of my mom's dog's poo at her house. Her dog would visit a lot and apparently, do whatever he wanted. Prick.

Mt ex-roomate's dog used to poop out bits of the frisbee he destroyed the day before.

My dog hasn't pooped anything all that interesting. He's barfed cool stuff though...

Great thread! My day is taking a turn for the better.

 

[DenverCruiser]

I have two labs.......... trust me, you don't want to know!

 

[photogod]

Our dog (85# German Sheherd) got into the bathroom vanity one morning and cleaned out the used plugs ( reads NOT ear plugs). She didn't poop for three days but kept eating regular so I wasn't worried too much. I take my dog to work with me every day so I keep a good watch on her. Well, one day her system ejected the plugs and all the food she had eaten for the past three days. Not a real problem except she was in the back of my 4Runner and I don't have the pet barrier installed. Just as I drove up the driveway she started to let go and by the time I got the back gate open she had jumped the seat and was spewing all over the back seats. As I ran around to open the pass door she decided to return to the back and decorated there as well. Allong with three days of poop I found three Tampax clean as a whistle. The look on her face was priceless. She knew she had done something terribly wrong but at the same time she was so releaved. It really was one of the funniest looks I have ever seen on a dogs face.

 

[stinkyfj60]

My wife had this cat when we first stared dating. He loved to play with the little plastic tag that rips off so you can open a milk jug. Batted them around the house and beat them up pretty good. Well one day one of his disappeared. Hmmmm. Next day I am at her house and he is in the litter box and you can tell he is pushing pretty good and then there is the YEOWL... and out comes the piece of blue plastic. That had to hurt

We had a stupid Airedale that like do eat socks, kids socks and those short little pantyhose material socks. Then he would s*** out strange looking poo cause all of his s*** would be stuck together and come out as one continous piece

 

[tabraha]

I rescued a black lab 2 years ago that was about 40 pounds underweight and had been abandoned but left in a pen. He had gotten so hungry that he ate everything in his pen. When we brought him back to my office (made him the company mascot) he crapped different color plastic for a month. We had pink, blue and purple steamers everywhere!!!!!!

 

[Degnol]

Dental floss. Makes a necklace out of the Hershey Kisses.


Chain-chain-chain.........chain of poop.




Ed

 

[Koffer]

I rescued a black lab 2 years ago that was about 40 pounds underweight and had been abandoned but left in a pen. He had gotten so hungry that he ate everything in his pen. When we brought him back to my office (made him the company mascot) he crapped different color plastic for a month. We had pink, blue and purple steamers everywhere!!!!!!

Now we know what your avatar is ;p

 

[bkfj40]

Our german shepard was on some steroids due to some cancer and was eating everything in sight...he ate a curtain (30"x30"), well, all but a little corner of it...the vet said he thought it should pass. Gave him some medicine and it came out in pieces. Next week, back to the vet again. He ate a sock that had a knot tied in it (the lab and the mutt played with it all the time)....Vet didn't think the shepherd would pass it, but he did...kinda along the same lines as Photogod...3 days of food is not supposed to come out within 60 seconds

His days are numbered as his legs are getting weaker and the cancer is taking over, but he still is a trooper...

bk

 

[Adventure Teq]

My friend's black lab eats socks constantly, my friend just picks em up in the yard and washes and rewears em.

 

[toddslater]

The pupinator (Jake) (95 lbs. 7 months old and counting Rott) has quite the additicion to my teenage daughters butt floss (aka thongs)...fake pearls were also quite surprising, ballons seems to go thru like corn on me...then there was the rubber flip flop pieces parts....the nylon tie down strap pieces....come to think of it about the only thing he has passed thru yet is an intact Land Cruiser.....but give him time he's still young.........

 

[wob]

My Rottweiller regularly passed yellow fuzz - tennis ball remnants. The worst episode with explosive rhea came after a Super Bowl party in college when he at the entire remnants of a hog we had barbequed. Man, I still remember that smell.

:barf:

 

[OZCAL]

Civil service exam...

 

[taccruiser97]

Gas, mostly.

 

[worldcruiser]

I had to pull a condom hanging of my black lab's rear end....for all the perverted minds this was while he was trying to poop it out.

 

[stinkyfj60]

I had to pull a condom hanging of my black lab's rear end....for all the perverted minds this was while he was trying to poop it out.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ick. Cause I am assuming it wasnt in the wrapper, which means he found it after it had been... discarded.

 

[worldcruiser]

you got that right stinky.....sorry but I had to tell...nasty I know
and thing is that I had to pull the damn thing because he could not just push it out

 

[Rocky_LC]

This is the one thread that is not worthless without pictures -

Especially the condom hanging from the black lab.

Rocky

 

[PabloVTA]

my friends Boxer passed a plastic grocery bag.
Well, started too, it was twistin and wigglin around the house so fast she couldn't sstop him, so she got a swipe close enough to grab it and started pulling.

Oh he stopped, ears perked up and head cocked over to the side, she kept pulling, and pulling....

Classic!

Paper or Plastic? I still think of her pooch everytime.

 

[ed97fzj80]

Had a lab/rott that destroyed one of those rope bone things and pooped red, white, and blue threads for four days.