What's your dog passed?

[TomH]

This morning I go into the bathroom to find a flourescent yellow and pink earplug in my dog's poop. He must have found it under the bed last night.

Your dog uses the bathroom? What, did he forget to flush?

 

[Fromage]

This is kind of related.

My old roommate had a cat. Little ball of fur, great hunter, always dragging back birds, etc. One night, I find him sitting on the kitchen floor looking really odd. You could tell something was up. Anyways, I thought nothing of it and walked past, got a beer out of the fridge, and turn around. I hear a faint Meow and the cat starts puking. Oh great.

The puke was moving. There were some kind of worms in the pile of goo that he'd just passed. Big worms.

Of course, after this, the cat felt great, came and rubbed up against my leg, as I stared at this slime with worms in it that was groovin' around on the floor.

One of the nastiest things I have ever seen. And had to clean up.

 

[Spook50]

Methane...and LOTS OF IT...

 

[El Perro Grande]

Well it's kind of on-topic...

One day a buddy and me had one of those "Tombstone" frozen pizzas. Late that night, I wasn't feeling so good and darted out to the parking lot of my buddy's apartment complex. It was a violent storm of barfing up said pizza with whatever else I ate in the last 10 hours. I remember looking at my puke and being completely amazed at how my system hadn't even begun in the slightest to break down this pizza I ate 10 hours prior. You could see the bite marks in the crust like I just bit into it 2 minutes ago. It's made out of some tough stuff! So anyway, as I propped myself up on a nearby car like I'm recovering from a gunshot, my buddy's German Shep can out of the apartment and ate up all my puke. It was rad! I didn't get to see what he pooped out but I bet it was cool.

 

[Gumby]

$15

 

[stinkyfj60]

$15

What did you spend it on?

 

[Gumby]

compost, apparently.

 

[RWD]

Parents dog ate a apair of panty hose once and only pooped out half. the other half we had to pull out. He also ate a bread bag once. My dog ate a plastic disposable razor out of the bathroom garbage. passed it as a bunch of tiny pieces.

 

[Pinion]

I had a dog in college that crapped an unopened bag of ketchup. He also had the condom thing too. Thought I was the only one who had to go through that. yecch.

 

[tcb]

My Blue Heeler once got into the grill and ate a piece of tin foil off of it..... lets just say it wasn't pretty. She has a stomach of steel.... she has eaten tin foil, vinyl siding off my house, phone cords, remote controls, a large portion of a Timex Iron Man, cd's and cases (she prefers the cases), any important piece of paper left laying around, and a semi-empty motor oil bottle. This was all in her youth, fortunately she has simmered the hell down in her old age and isn't near as destructive. Somehow she survived all of those non-edibles without an emergency trip to the vet.

 

[Cards81fan]

Mine chowed down a whole pack of chewing gum

I had to pull the pieces out of rear... and it would all streeeeeeeeeeeetch on this way out.

'till it'd snap and fly back and pop him in the arse! He was NOT a happy camper

 

[worldcruiser]

Also mine tore up a $100 dollar bill. Then he put out a turd with the "100" portion of it sticked to the side of the turd. I could have bought me a whole bunch more sh*t than only one turd!!!

 

[rockclmbr]

4" thick foam mattress! I think it was around 3feet x 3feet. It was the dog's bed and she decided to eat the entire thing one day! She was a yellow lab about 100+ labs (before the mattress meal). Regardless, it took 2 weeks to pass. Sorry, no pictures!

 

[LCCHICK]

my dogs mostly poop out bird seed, plum pits, and plastic toy remnants. They don't get the plastic toys anymore!

 

[BOUNDER]

Our dog (85# German Sheherd) got into the bathroom vanity one morning and cleaned out the used plugs ( reads NOT ear plugs). She didn't poop for three days but kept eating regular so I wasn't worried too much. I take my dog to work with me every day so I keep a good watch on her. Well, one day her system ejected the plugs and all the food she had eaten for the past three days. Not a real problem except she was in the back of my 4Runner and I don't have the pet barrier installed. Just as I drove up the driveway she started to let go and by the time I got the back gate open she had jumped the seat and was spewing all over the back seats. As I ran around to open the pass door she decided to return to the back and decorated there as well. Allong with three days of poop I found three Tampax clean as a whistle. The look on her face was priceless. She knew she had done something terribly wrong but at the same time she was so releaved. It really was one of the funniest looks I have ever seen on a dogs face.

Wow, I went from "God no!" to "Oh no!" to laughing out loud. Thanks for this story

 

[Jman]

Your dog uses the bathroom? What, did he forget to flush?

Yeah, WHAAAA? Your dog uses the s***ter?

 

[nakman]

I'm laughing very hard at this thread.. the condom story put me over the edge

All my Goldens poop out is poop. And lots of it.. then they eat each other's back up. It's the sickest thing ever, their breath smells like, well... yeah. And they're both girls, go figure.

 

[Aussie cruiser]

I was having an ice block one night and gave the last bit to my Springer Spaniel and sluped all down including the stick. Checked the yard every day for the stick in the little brown bundles. took about 3 weeks to pass through.

 

[calamaridog]

This morning I go into the bathroom to find a flourescent yellow and pink earplug in my dog's poop. He must have found it under the bed last night.

Bring that little rat over and my dog will "pass" it in about 24 hours

 

[macneill]

Yeah, WHAAAA? Your dog uses the s***ter?

He's six months old. Still on wee-wee pads when he's in the house. Otherwise it's up on the roof deck or the curb.