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I was at the grocery store checking out the other day with my youngest son, and the female clerk said, "So what are your plans today?"
I pointed to the 3 candy bars, and a six pack of Sierra Nevada, and some meat for the grill. And I said to her, "It's the 28th day of the month at my house, I'm gonna grill and stay out'a the house for awhile." "About every 1 1/2 hours I'll throw a candy bar into the house wrapped in a twenty." She asked about my son, and I said, "He's with me, I don't want him to take a gut shot or a ricochet."
I think she peed her pants.
I pointed to the 3 candy bars, and a six pack of Sierra Nevada, and some meat for the grill. And I said to her, "It's the 28th day of the month at my house, I'm gonna grill and stay out'a the house for awhile." "About every 1 1/2 hours I'll throw a candy bar into the house wrapped in a twenty." She asked about my son, and I said, "He's with me, I don't want him to take a gut shot or a ricochet."
I think she peed her pants.