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The wife is out of town all weekend...6,4,6...? (1 Viewer)
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Well, Jenn is very athletic and could give his moobs a "hand" motorboat. And John could prolly fashion a paddle on the belt sander to do the same? Now, the real question is which came first?
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Oh fer Cryin' out loud! Dat Leinie's is some good stuff ya know! Der factree is farder down da road by da stop n go light.
As long as it is fresh...it's all good!
Beer whore here!
Beer whore here!
if you are in my hood around 8:00 or later...real late, saturday eve, Stop by. i have a few folks coming over for a little gathering. plus or minus 100 or so. annual beer bash with clients and local yahoos. Later gets better. fire pit, beer, and odd conversation.
you know where i live. guest room is open. at least before 12:00 saturday eve it is..
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you know where i live. guest room is open. at least before 12:00 saturday eve it is..
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I think you are about a week late there Eric.
Wasnt worried about timing, just sending my friend a subliminal note about my gathering in case he wanted to head up and chill with some of my clients. He gets my message, not to worry.
"hoosier buddies"...oxymoron...(no tony im not calling you names..)
You're not?????
Is an oxymoron an oxygenated moron?
Does Billy Maze endorse "oxymoron"?
Are we talking new & improved "oxymoron"?
"Hi, folks, I'm Billy Maze for new Oxymoron."
"Got a stupid idea, but don't want to try it out yourself?"
"Use new Oxymoron, just present your bad idea to New Oxymoron & watch the oxygenated moron go at it!
Guaranteed to hurt himself in HALF THE TIME."
"Hyped up on all the extra oxygen, our New Oxymoron will go straight to work on your bad idea, or someone elses bad idea, hell, he might even be able to come up with his own stupid moves."
"Thats right , folks, the NEW & IMPROVED OXYGENATED MORONIC PROPERTIES in new Oxymoron will surley fxxx things up beyond all recognition in record time"
"Think you don't already have an oxymoron amongst you.?.....THINK AGAIN!!!! Ever give someone spotting assistance & have them totally ignore it? THAT'S AN OXYGENATED MORON"
"Have a perfectly good fire going & some one comes to "make it better", but dicks it up? THAT'S AN OXYGENATED MORON!"
"That guy who keeps knocking s*** over & spilling drinks....you guessed it....HE"S AN OXYGENATED MORON"
"Folks, are you living life in quiet , calm and orderly peace with no one around to ruin it?"
"If so, you need New Oxymoron....JUST CALL 1-800-Fxxx-ME! ROLL YOUR EYES & SAY GIVE ME AN OXYMORON, BILLY"
"But wait, if you call in the next seven weeks, we'll not only send you the New & Improved Oxymoron, we'll also send you the piggy back ride, fall proof kit...Because if your an OXYGENATED MORON & YOU TAKE PIGGY BACK RIDES FROM DRUNKS, YOU NEED THIS NEW KIT. AND THATS NOT ALL. IF YOU USE VISA OR MASTER CARD & CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER, THAT'S 2 NEW & IMPROVED OXYGENATED MORONS & 2 PIGGY BACK RIDE FALL PROOF KITS, ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.......ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Thankyouverymuch!
