Then I may consider moving there. I detest mayo, even the vegan version. My wife loves it and I cringe when I see someone eating it.
Brussels sprouts. Cut in half, pan sautéed at medium low heat, turned periodically. I use Smart Balance for any kind of frying. Towards the end, add a smidge of balsamic vinegar and some salt and pepper. Yum yum.
But, those artichokes are the shiz, I have to agree.
How the hell do not like mayo tofu?
I can see your point if it were miracle whip but not mayo.