Bill,
My rig would be nicely balanced with you in my bitch seat.
And if the Little X Princess is in the back.......her 90 lbs prolly wouldn't be noticed.
Wouldnt be right if you'ins werent there!!!
P Y S III
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Bill,
My rig would be nicely balanced with you in my bitch seat.
And if the Little X Princess is in the back.......her 90 lbs prolly wouldn't be noticed.
Wouldnt be right if you'ins werent there!!!
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This can't be right, you two are a main part of any run we make. After Mrs X being willing to kick some ass just to be sure that I could get the week off from work, my pass seat is open or you can even drive for the day. Might be fun to see what my rig can do with you at the wheel.
That's it, Bill drives everybody's rig at least once.
Well, except for Ron's, Joe's and mine - Bill doesn't sip tea with his pinky finger out.
All joking aside, you are more than welcome to my ride as well for driving or passenger.
Well, except for Ron's, Joe's and mine - Bill doesn't sip tea with his pinky finger out.
All joking aside, you are more than welcome to my ride as well for driving or passenger.
WHAT THE Fxxx?! MY MAMA IS THE ONLY ONE CAN CALL ME WILLIAM!
I can't get around the NO vacation time but we will be in for Washita for sure. Vicky has the week off so you might be able to keep her for the week... on second thought she might be a bad influence on you fxxxers.
I do appreciate the offers of bitch seats and may be able to learn a few things at a proper crawl speed.
Ya know Bill, I hear those summer-time allergies and colds can be a real bitch. Been known to keep a man out of work for a week or so?
Party on. We get Vicki for the entire week.
We can teach her to wheel
Shine lazers on her jumblies
And get all the great photos (the ones she takes of the wheelin)
Get your minds outta the gutter
But unless she gets her drink on & uses "fxxx" like its punctuation
it wont be the same.
We can teach her to wheel
Shine lazers on her jumblies
And get all the great photos (the ones she takes of the wheelin)
Get your minds outta the gutter
But unless she gets her drink on & uses "fxxx" like its punctuation
it wont be the same.
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Vicky needs to get a tape recorder and start recording Bill's coments on just random things, and then we will play them back one at a time at the top of each hour around the campfire. This should be almost as fun as having him there, and who knows where the commits will lead the conversations.
Sorry for yellin' at you John, my anger management counselor told me to make amends.
Would you believe they make you take anger management for getting fired for yelling at your boss?
Would you believe they make you take anger management for getting fired for yelling at your boss?
Most likely "the man", he's always trying to hold a brotha down.
I will guess a profanity filled assault on your former boss?
Prolly something like this:
Bill "Fxxx you, 'ya fxxxing moron - thats the worst fxxxing idea ever"
Bills boss "Well, Biill I am your your boss and blah, blah,blah"
Bill "fxxx you"
Bill's bosses boss in the office "Bill, you can't talk to your boss like that"
Bill "fxxx you to, my boss doesn't know fxxxing s*** - I should be the fxxxing boss"
Bills bosses,boss "I think we are going to have to let you go"
Bill "fxxx"
Prolly something like this:
Bill "Fxxx you, 'ya fxxxing moron - thats the worst fxxxing idea ever"
Bills boss "Well, Biill I am your your boss and blah, blah,blah"
Bill "fxxx you"
Bill's bosses boss in the office "Bill, you can't talk to your boss like that"
Bill "fxxx you to, my boss doesn't know fxxxing s*** - I should be the fxxxing boss"
Bills bosses,boss "I think we are going to have to let you go"
Bill "fxxx"
Its nice that I make you feel all melty, Gumby
Starring Joe Pesche......
Believe it or not NO profanity was used in Bill's act of
"misconduct" only an elevated decible level!
But I do like you guy's scenerios, in fact maybe Tony can write a song about it.
Mrs x
"misconduct" only an elevated decible level!
But I do like you guy's scenerios, in fact maybe Tony can write a song about it.
Mrs x
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