PRE-DEPARTURE CHECKLIST
Bodily fluids refreshed (truck not mine). ...... Check
Both fuel tanks filled ................................. Check
Washed, waxed .........................................Check
Hemorrhoid donut placed in drivers seat....... Check
Bodily fluids refreshed (truck not mine). ...... Check
Both fuel tanks filled ................................. Check
Washed, waxed .........................................Check
Hemorrhoid donut placed in drivers seat....... Check