my girlfriend's dog bit me

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Gumby said:
Helps to have all the information.
I'da bit you too.



maybe the dog was thinking you were going to give her a foot massage.


Yer lucky she didn't have you thrown off a building.
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
 
nothing against the dog really - I insisted that I had enough physical and pecking order over the dog to make her take the nail fixing, dog bit knuckle and I punched the dog in the ribs, we both learned lessons. Ultimate lesson to learn is to listem to the woman who had the dog since a puppy and said for everything that has to be done to this dog she has to be put under to prevent attack. I suspect the tramautic reaction to being in Jeep contributed 10%, my alpha male arrogance 80%, canine instinct to bite when toe hurts and being held down another 10%. I will just throw frizbie going forward and leave the vet to do the vet stuff,
 
cardinal33 said:
nothing against the dog really - I insisted that I had enough physical and pecking order over the dog to make her take the nail fixing, dog bit knuckle and I punched the dog in the ribs, we both learned lessons. Ultimate lesson to learn is to listem to the woman who had the dog since a puppy and said for everything that has to be done to this dog she has to be put under to prevent attack. I suspect the tramautic reaction to being in Jeep contributed 10%, my alpha male arrogance 80%, canine instinct to bite when toe hurts and being held down another 10%. I will just throw frizbie going forward and leave the vet to do the vet stuff,
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:confused:

IS THAT REALLY YOU?
 
"OK, baby, here's the deal, a months worth of BJ's and swallowing or the pound puts the dog down."
 
:confused:


someone's dating you?
 
A buddy of mine adopted 2 pound dogs (both 80 # strong dogs). The dogs were great family dogs for years until one day..........

His brother, that was living there at the time was giving one of them a belly rub and leaning over the dog in a vulnerable way (had done this 100's of time before). He said the look in the dogs eyes went to kill, he just snapped. The dog attacked his face in a flash and basically tore his lip off (40 some stiches). That dog had a flashback to his prior life, you just never know. Obviously, the dog was put down.
 
NorCalDoug said:
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someone's dating you?
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hard to beleive I know - but we planning even an wedding is around Aug 20th this year on 2008 - Hungarian Independence day, I figgere it apropyate because I am getting hitched, there will be an on-road and off-road wedding ceremnyo - I will post the details on the off road wedding party in the trails events section look for it in August - the trail will be probably the Rubicon or Fryordyce depending on the seasonal and meteorogolical activities and the moon cycles

:cheers::beer::flamingo::bang:
 
dbarrett said:
Knuckle-pussy. My girlfriend's chihuahua, back in highschool, bit me on the f**king nipple. I was just sitin around the pool minding my own business and I saw that little bat looking f**ker eyeing me. I was thinking WTF is he looking at then bam he was on it. Talk about hurting like a mother f**ker. WTF did he think I dropped a pepperoini on my chest. I wanted to kill that little bastard.:mad:
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sooo.... can chihuahua's swim? :D
 
dbarrett said:
Knuckle-pussy. My girlfriend's chihuahua, back in highschool, bit me on the f**king nipple. I was just sitin around the pool minding my own business and I saw that little bat looking f**ker eyeing me. I was thinking WTF is he looking at then bam he was on it. Talk about hurting like a mother f**ker. WTF did he think I dropped a pepperoini on my chest. I wanted to kill that little bastard.:mad:
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I bit a titty dancers nipple once ( when she stuck it in my mouth; wtf?) Got a pitcher of ice water thrown in my face!:whoops:
 
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