Mmmmm, yummy! Birf soup!

[splitshot]

I can imagine the impression it would leave, a broken down cruizer in the driveway torn apart on jacks, grease and oil everywhere. Not to mention how Alvin would look like, covered in grease, oil and smelling of beer and sweat wearing some torn-up pants and a well stained wife beater. Then she looks across the street and sees my driveway covered with parts, motorcycles and 5 cars in various running conditions.

Some day I thought I'd need to ask directions to Alvin's house, but with that description I'm sure I'd have no problem finding it now.

 

[inkpot]

I can imagine the impression it would leave, a broken down cruizer in the driveway torn apart on jacks, grease and oil everywhere. Not to mention how Alvin would look like, covered in grease, oil and smelling of beer and sweat wearing some torn-up pants and a well stained wife beater. Then she looks across the street and sees my driveway covered with parts, motorcycles and 5 cars in various running conditions.

Hey now!?!?! Anybody that ain't got at least one engine or transmission sittin on the kitchen table ain't quite right, ya know?? John

 

[msahr]

My all-time favorite Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a redneck if" quote:

You've ever heard your wife say "Hon, when are you gonna get that transmission out of the bathtub?"