Why Ginger doesn't like surprise birthday parties any more.
Midlife crisis ideas?
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Gumby said:
No wonder he cuts his hair so short now. Like a Ginger qtip.
I should start wearing collars like that
I wouldn't have to reach for my food then. Just keep a little snack handy right there all the time.
I could slurp up brownie crumbs and such that escape the facial fuzz too.
I wouldn't have to reach for my food then. Just keep a little snack handy right there all the time.
I could slurp up brownie crumbs and such that escape the facial fuzz too.
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public schools
Those fxxxing pretentious bastards at Webster's
Art: produced as an artistic effort or for decorative purposes
or
Art: be (archaic)
ex. "verily, thou art a sexy beast, Tony"
You tards, missed the point.
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Wish I could get a little captain in me
If ya know what I mean
If ya know what I mean
Here is my idea of a mid life crisis.
John, Jeremy and I saw a badass rat-rod towing teardrop in McDonaldsTown, Indiana.
I want to get a teardrop camper....those are cool
You were coming through there the same weekend as the hunnert car pile up in Decatur. There were hundreds of rods there.
http://www.hunnertcarpileup.com/
I have a camper with teardrops on the pillows. Does that count?
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I cant explain that thing....so im not gunna try. All Ill say is that it was driven by an old man, the frame was about an inch off the ground, and the shifter was a complete shot gun, the stock was about 12" above the wind shield frame.
Is that shot gun considered bling or just bad ass? I think bad ass.
You ever look at the stupid prices they want for those new tear drop campers. It's retarded.
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Bad ass bling.
I have not. I always assumed I couldn't fit in one especially with Jenn in it.
Pillow tears are just sad, Gum.....Sad!
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Nope, those are happy/lube tears. The same kind you find in Gumby's sock.
tears of shame make the best lube.
So I've heard
They didnt make them that small back then. The new tear drops teeny tiny.
A guy could actually make his own though, that would be cool.
