Happy Turkey Day Bitches

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Thanks!!!! You have a good turkey day as well bitch!!!
 
Safe and happy is for pussies.

I prefer having dangerous and angry holidays.

In fact, I think I'll celebrate today by kicking the s*** out of every bell ringing motherfxxxer in a santa hat begging for spare change that I see today.

mofers an s***.
 
These avatars are comical because I keep thinking that john is saying these things. We're going to have a lot of quotes for him soon
 
I am a turkey cooking God. My turkey will give you a hard on you'll have to see your doctor about.

After the Lions hand the cheese eaters their first loss by an unprecedented ass whuppin' I will eat my bad mofer turkey until feathers grow out of my ass.

Then pass out while lesser teams play football.

Then go on a Santa ass kicking spree.

I might need bail money later.
 
I've eaten my turkey.
I've stuffed my turkey.
I've yanked on my wish bone.
 
racedirt1 said:
I will be deep frying the birds shortly, trying a creole seasoning on one and dry rub cajun on the other.

I used to deep fry. Oven cooking can be done sat least as good as deep fry with a lot less hassle
 
Gumby said:
I used to deep fry. Oven cooking can be done sat least as good as deep fry with a lot less hassle

Deep fried last year, no advantage and more work (for me).
Yours lions suck Gum.
I'm having my first alcohol since Gingers party.
Slight upgrade from my Busch light, new castle, very yummy!
 
I AM THE GOD OF TURKEY!

I used no edged implements to carve the beast. Just pulled the bones out. Didn't even have to chew it. It was the best ever and I have made some tasty ass turkey in the past.

Unfortunately, my wife still cooked the rest of the stuff and it was mostly meh. Except for the stuffing. It was pretty nasty. She makes it the way her mother used to make it. She cooks even worse than my wife.

Lions don't suck. They sucked in the past. Today they were as good as the Packers have seen yet.

Indy sucks. Payton Manning should win the MVP hands down this year.
 
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Great Thanksgiving, hope all yours was/is as nice. Instead of 30-40 people at our house all day we rented a place. Back home to an empty house by 4:00, with plenty of leftover noodels.

Now watching THE football game. GO COWBOYS !!!
 
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So full it hurts. I'm enjoying pumpkin pie and rumchata right now.
 
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