This may be solved, somewhat.
To recap, the fuse pull test showed fuse 14 (radio) and 17 (ECU B1) as the source of the parasitic draw of 560 mA. Strange thing is that the draw disappears only when BOTH fuses are pulled, not individually.
Since the CD changer and door locks are on those circuits and appear to be common culprits, I went for the easiest solution which was to unplug the CD changer.
I didn’t want to remove the CD changer (yet), just unplug it so here’s how I did it since I was not able to find existing info.
Step 1: Remove center console bezel. I just used a screwdriver carefully at the four clips. Here’s the two on the driver side. I believe you can use a screwdriver to push in the silver part but I wasn’t that precise and it still worked.
You don’t need to remove anything else. Just lift up the console and you should have room.
Step 2: Unplug the CD changer. Here’s a view looking backwards under the console. There are two white plugs in the top left of this photo. I unplugged the one on the right which I BELIEVE is the CD changer
And I know you hate removing those plugs as much as I do, especially when you can’t see them so here’s what it looks like.
In this picture the part you have to push down is at the center bottom of the plug. You’ll have to use the tip of your thumb or even thumbnail depending on how sausage-like your fingers are. Definitely helps to have small hands.
So that’s it. I now have all my fuses back in and the draw is at a reasonable 40 mA, down from 560. My door locks are still glitchy but I’m hoping that’s a separate issue I’ll tackle later.