Can you ride on the left side of the road?

[Fast Eddy]

When is Surf and Turf?
I've never surfed before but I know a thing or two about turds... Does that count?
Oh, you said "Turf"!

Surf & Turf normally refers to a steak and lobster dish, or something similar in a restaurant. It also refers to a mud gathering that takes place on Pismo Beach, then inland on the last day. Surf & Turf, get it? It's in November. Plenty of people fly in and rent an FJ Cruiser for the weekend.

 

[mot]

It happens.

Where do I sign up?

Surf & Turf normally refers to a steak and lobster dish, or something similar in a restaurant. It also refers to a mud gathering that takes place on Pismo Beach, then inland on the last day. Surf & Turf, get it? It's in November. Plenty of people fly in and rent an FJ Cruiser for the weekend.

I'll see if I have my cruiser here by then, but even if not, I just might show up in a Sienna or something.

Maybe we can have a glass of martini hillbilly together or something!

 

[Mr. Toad]

Where do I sign up?

lycra shorts embarrassment.