Calling out Wally!

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Feb 22, 2006
Eastham, Cape Cod
The word is out that Tyke has actually registered on here... so I am calling him out. :flipoff2:

The BIG button that says POST on it is what ya use dood! :popcorn:

You can do it big boy...
Heard they just got the interwebs out in them hills
Due to the dial up connection, his registration form from a few weeks ago should Juuuuuuuuuuuust about be loading up now.
Come on dude, you can do it, just hit the POST button, go make some coffee, eat breakfast and then there will be this white field where you can actually TYPE stuff... :eek:
He probably has better thing to do than spend his time doing this. He's got Cruisers to work on.
He probably has better thing to do than spend his time doing this. He's got Cruisers to work on.

not according to the busy signal when you call the house :lol:
I've been compiling a list of the things that people say about tyke:

People say Tyke has never blinked in his life….Never!

People say Tyke can sneeze with both his eyes open.

People say Tyke had killed a dear by just pointing his finger and saying “bang”!

People say Tyke can kill two stones with just one bird.

People say Tyke can tie his shoes with his feet.

People say Tyke invented water.

People sat Tyke was in a knife fight and the knife lost.

People say Tyke doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time it is.

People say Tyke eats steak every night…sometimes he kills the cow!

People say Tyke sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

People say Tyke can hold his breath for 9 years!

People say Tyke beat his own shadow up for following him too closely!

People say Tyke can lead a horse to water AND make him drink it!

People say Tyke doesn’t get frostbite, he bites frost!

People say Tyke makes his Toyota jealous with his driving skills!

People say Tyke has counted to infinity twice.

People say Tyke doesn’t sleep ….he waits!

People say Tyke can do a wheelie on a unicycle!

People say Tyke can drown a fish.

People say Tyke can play a violin with a piano.

People say Tyke can cut steel with his teeth.

People say Tyke can eat the core of an apple first!

People say Tyke can build a snowman out of rain.

People say Tyke boils water faster when he watches it.

People say Tyke has no hair on his chest….hair doesn’t grow on steel!

People say the only time Tyke was only wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

People say Tyke once bowled a 300 without a ball.

People say Tyke broke a bear trap with his leg.

anything else :)
Tyke is Legendary

* He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
* He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
* Tyke went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
* Did I ever tell you about the time Tyke went hunting? Well anyway, Tyke decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
* We once had a bachelor party for Tyke. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
* Tyke once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
* Tyke's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
* Tyke's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
* Did I ever tell you about the time Tyke was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Tyke chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
* He breast feeds John Madden.
* Tyke named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
* If you drop a phonograph needle on Tyke's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
* Tyke directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.
* All the Yes album covers are Tyke family photos.
* Tyke still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
* He framed Roger Rabbit.
* Tyke used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
* The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Tyke, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
* He cornered the market on booze.
* Did I ever tell you about the time Tyke forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tyke tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
* Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him.
* One time I asked Tyke to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Tyke shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
* You know he sheds his skin once a year.
* I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
* Did I ever tell you about the time Tyke and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Tyke throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Tyke decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
* Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
* Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
* His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.
* Tyke is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
* So anyway, Tyke would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Tyke had to shoot the maid.
* Tyke would use his own thigh as an anvil.
* Ya know, it was the sight of Tyke's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
* He showers in grain alcohol.
* He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
* He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
* He once had sex with a cigarette machine.
LOL toooo funny

does anybody know what screen name he has?

i went to post up 2 pics of tyke so i had to go into my attachments to find it...would you believe that almost 3000 people have downloaded his pics :confused:

I think some people should stop wasting time looking for TLC pics :rolleyes:
tyke 1.jpg
tyke 2.jpg
seriously. wiping tears from my eyes.

(forwarding list to everyone he knows)

holy hell.
I find it creepy that he's lurking on MUD, has seen these postings, and is now likely quietly exacting his revenge on all of us. Heading to Pirate now......
I find it creepy that he's lurking on MUD, has seen these postings, and is now likely quietly exacting his revenge on all of us. Heading to Pirate now......

naaa we'll be the time he logs on and figures things out, we'll be retired and living far away with the other blue hairs :)

Funny thing is when the pictures above were taken his computer was brand new...i just checked the photo...sept 92? :rolleyes:
I find it creepy that he's lurking on MUD, has seen these postings, and is now likely quietly exacting his revenge on all of us. Heading to Pirate now......

You live in Massachusetts. You are safe.

Wally crossing the mass border is a bit like the headless horseman crossing the bridge. He can do it, but only as a last resort, when he has truly run out of options.

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