Badlands Sept 10th??? (2 Viewers)

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Geez I'd hate to be the guy who forgot his hookers at home (wink, wink).... I hope there were some roofies in that raffle.
 
with an amazing 24.3 seconds in each trailer. Not too shabby.

It truely was a marathon night of sex in every sense of the word

In all honesty....I spent most of the money on myself......
took a half hour nap between each ho, had a snack after each session

Basically I spent the first 8 seconds spewing my load as I drug it across the pubic hair of the first ho...from then on, after I fell asleep, the ho robbed me, & beat my ass...as I lay, crying & in the fetal position, the rest of the ho's took pitty on my pathetic ass & lied about my sexual prowess so I would win.....
the later pillaging & raping of the surrounding neighborhoods was more like me sitting in my truck talking to my therapist on the phone.......the sad part is that she thot she had the phone speaker covered.....but I could hear her laughing .....laughing at me....laughing at me & my pain...it's quite pathetic actually
 
Maybe you should try a train ride or dinner theatre or something. I don't know what you 're therapist says, but sounds to me like you're just a cunthair away from having an embarrassing Carradine-esque moment... And no one wants that kind of publicity.

Mind if I ask what it set you back?
 
Uh... The flyer specifically said there would be hookers and erotic asphyxiation...
 
Wish i could have made it....... so i could have made it with some hooks back at camp!!

John did you go bacl and own that climb on pink that you had trouble with at hoedown, sorry hootenanny. (sp? cut me some slack im not a hoosier)
 
No...he did not...neither did I

Todd tried it, but the lil' pig said "NO"!!

Wish you coulda been there g-off
 
Todd period'ed all over it.
 
I'da expected more bitching and crying and anger if I'da known it was that time of the month.

Maybe you knowing is what causes the bitching and crying. Perhaps you are overly sensitive and have your guard up....seeming offensive. Perhaps your concern for bitching is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Perhaps its all your fault.
 
I was very impressed with Cerdito on this trip, even tho she was flowing...

And when the usual "pig breakage" did occur it was minor & made it back to the trailer...one of her most impressive runs
 
And that steering bracket....don't forget to fix that, too
 
That's great news.....put some new sealant on it & slap it back in


Gotta get it ready for the RedBird thang
 
I plan to be at redbird. Either in the 92 or the 97.

The 92 is waiting on a steering gear from PSC. They were in the process of making some upgrades and they decided to finish that, then get me one of the new and improved ones. They rock BTW!
 
I plan to be at redbird. Either in the 92 or the 97.

The 92 is waiting on a steering gear from PSC. They were in the process of making some upgrades and they decided to finish that, then get me one of the new and improved ones. They rock BTW!

trip is still a couple weeks out. Maybe someone else will go too
 
Hey me and day real (btw, I still call him that cause I don't know how he spells his name....) rocked out with our hawks in, last weekend. Ill rock out with Tony at camp....I might even let the hawk out.
 

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