So I stopped by the local Trader Joe's last night on the way home and this Trade Show princess was in the parking lot. I checked it over and of course it was absolutely spotless. I shoot these pics thinking maybe I'll find the owner living locally and invite them out to wheel. As I'm doing this, the driver comes out. I say "Hey, is this your truck?" His reply was "No, it's my magazine's truck, I'm just driving it.". I said it's too bad it's so blinged out and not really following the credo of "if you build it wheel it". He snapped back quickly that "Oh, it's been on a lot of trails." Now he's got me engaged, so I say, like what trails, some fire roads? The sliders, front and rear bumpers, and pretty much the entire underside are as pristine as a baby's ass and under 40 coats of armorall - ready for a photo shoot. He says Hell's Revenge. Just when I think I want to keep after him, I realize it's hopeless. So sorry if this offends any FJC folks, I've wheeled with two of them that were really capable and fun and the owner's were great and actually wheeled what they had built up.