A date with Maria Sharapova for 10K (1 Viewer)

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If I had it, she'd be the one I'd spend it on. If I wasn't, you know, married and all that.

-Spike
 
I dunno about that....think about it, a woman (though VERY hot) who made her living by *ACCURATELY* hitting small BALLS with a LARGE racket would make me be VERY cautious in the words I choose to use while in her company.......*sigh* :(

John

P.S. that simple fact mentioned above was why I never dated woman who were REALLY good at playing POOL!!
 
:meh: I did her last night. Funny, she smelled just like Irish Spring...:eek:
 
:meh: I did her last night. Funny, she smelled just like Irish Spring...:eek:

Ahhh, I was going to ask if she was still in town...

But you just popped my bubble:frown:











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I feel the need to redeem myself here......
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Muuuuuch better
 
Oh my! I'll be seeing her again later for sure. Funny, she'll be smelling like Irish Spring then also...
 
Keep it clean Baggins. ;)

-Spike
 
I have this vibration in my driveshaft...oh sorry, wrong thread :p
 
It is not a bad thing that at our age we all have the hope of pleasing the hotties. Just remember that all kittens grow up to be women. In the long run it is the women who we need to please. Our girlfriends may not be so young, but they are still pretty cool. If they are crazy enough to wheel with us, they deserve our love.
 

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