2016 SOUTHERN CRUISER CRAWL

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looks like I need to start planning for
Bah, first time I showed up... well.

I got drunk the night before I hit the road. Girlfriend at the time was like "can I paint your toenails?" Eh, whatever. :beer:

get to arkansas, and all I have is flip flops, pink glitter painted toenails and a california license plate. Good times.

Dressed like the typical left coaster that lives in SF.
 
"Hey. Ya'll want some Vican?!"
 
Tentatively in.

May bring oldest kid. A 15 year old. Make him drive me around while I booze it up.


I'd be willing to make patches if enough people wanted one. Normally cost about $5 each. More of a military thing, but maybe a cruiser thing too??



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I like the patches! We'll get with you.
 
Lemme go git that registration hollered at. I done called and confirmed that MotorHouse spot at the park. ROH TAHDE.
 
Lemme go git that registration hollered at. I done called and confirmed that MotorHouse spot at the park. ROH TAHDE.

Redneck Translator ― LingoJam
Running it through a redneck translator you get:

lemme go git that there registrashun hollered at. ay done done called ayn' done confirmed that there mowtawhouse spot at the park. roh tahde.


Looks pretty close which may validate something.
 
I like the patches! We'll get with you.

@Bodean we gotta have patches! I want one that says "I promise I came to wheel, but I can't even find my truck. ...hand me that jar"
 
Redneck Translator ― LingoJam
Running it through a redneck translator you get:

lemme go git that there registrashun hollered at. ay done done called ayn' done confirmed that there mowtawhouse spot at the park. roh tahde.


Looks pretty close which may validate something.

Whazzit validate? That the redneck translator don't capitalize ROH TAHDE?

And PS, my registration juss got hollered at!
 
I'm trying to figure out what's worse. The pants thread, the umbrella thread or the need/want of patches.

You do realise that patches, is not a clown, right?
 
Whazzit validate? That the redneck translator don't capitalize ROH TAHDE?

And PS, my registration juss got hollered at!

i think capitalization requires having more than one brain cell for some rednecks. These same rednecks will use beer to swish in their mouth when brushing their tooth (note singular) and drink it afterwards.
 
Peep this one here: Cruiser Crawl Number ONE!

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LACES OUT!!!
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I'm trying to figure out what's worse. The pants thread, the umbrella thread or the need/want of patches.
umbrella for the win...
 
Y'all convoy up?
Meet somewhere Thursday or Wednesday morning?

I'll be crossing I55 at Winona. Coming from Tuscaloosa.
Avoid Memphis and Little Rock going West on 2 lane reds.
 
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Well the CLC BOD goes up a day early so we can set things up for registration bright and early on Thursday morning so we'll be waiting on ya. Park opens to participants Thursday morning for wheeling.
 

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