A couple with money problems decide to turn to the oldest profession to help alleviate their financial circumstances. They drive downtown and the husband parks the car in an alley. He tells his wife if she has any questions or concerns he'll be close by.
After a few minutes on the street, the...
The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into 'Victoria's Secret' to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price… the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it...
So a Kalifornian calls his cousin in Oklahoma (why is it ALWAYS Oklahoma?) for advise on home protection. His cousin tells him to pick up a 9mm, some clips and a box of shells.
A few weeks later the cousin e-mails back this pic asking for further instructions:
NEW JERSEY STATE POLICE DISPLAY SENSITIVITY
I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that Clearly shows not all cops are in that category.
This story involves the State Police in the town of...
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.
He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young...
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FRESH FROM THE TRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in VA last week, where I attended the Bay to Blue Ridge Fall Crawl, and this funny happened on the trail. Destined to be a wheeling classic.
Matzell's friend Dwight was doing a challenging hill climb in his built 4runner, but...
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way throughthe entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"The ugly woman stopped yelling long...